Man 1: "Dude I just gave a toshtini to this super gay guy"
Man 2: "Dude I know.....I was there....that was me"
Man 2: "Dude I know.....I was there....that was me"
by Mr Happy thoughts March 6, 2011
Get the Toshtini mug.trying to 'jump start' or 'awaken' a 'sleeping' gastrointestinal system. -this is usually more trouble than it is worth!, the 'system' usually responds with a 'sleeping drunk', FUCK YOU!!
one might as well load up the 'system' with dynamite (laxative/s) or, just GIVE THE FUCK UP! and wait until its' "flop-cutting time"!!
one might as well load up the 'system' with dynamite (laxative/s) or, just GIVE THE FUCK UP! and wait until its' "flop-cutting time"!!
think i'll try to shit, i KNOW i'm full o' poison!
one has to work hard!, to try to shit!
one doesn't try to shit, one HAS a shit!
one has to work hard!, to try to shit!
one doesn't try to shit, one HAS a shit!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
Get the try to shit mug.A slam poet, rival of godzilla, captain of a the international lacross team, and also a gifted singer. Toshio is many things.
by Knight Rider 3000 March 2, 2010
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Get the Toshiq mug.The guy's clearly a Tostito, if you know what I mean...
by Hail_Catapault August 8, 2003
Get the tostito mug.An exclamation for when something happens that's so ridiculous or infuriating, it has to to be more than bullshit. It has to be something that simply can't shit, such as a toy. Originated on a wall of a school in Germany.
*Tom goes to start his car, he finds that the battery is dead*
Tom: "Toyshit! This is the third time this month!"
Tom: "Toyshit! This is the third time this month!"
by Morgan Dorfer July 18, 2011
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