What you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation.
Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"
Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"
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a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
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a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
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A smart person. He is smart. He is very intelligent. His IQ is very high. He is a kind boy under the age of sixteen. He likes to watch movies about everything. He is very good in school because he is so smart. He is a good boy. He likes animals and kids
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An enforcer in prison/jail. Large and tough men that are assigned the role of enforcer among their race by the head of the race. If someone is disrespectful or breaks the rules, the head will send out torpedos to do some damage.
A typical minor incursion will result in a chinstrap (a heavy hit to the chin) or, for a more serious incursion, a stomp by all members of the race.
An enforcer in prison/jail. Large and tough men that are assigned the role of enforcer among their race by the head of the race. If someone is disrespectful or breaks the rules, the head will send out torpedos to do some damage.
A typical minor incursion will result in a chinstrap (a heavy hit to the chin) or, for a more serious incursion, a stomp by all members of the race.
Jonny Boy was overheard talking shit about the head. He woke up in the middle of the night to the torpedos thumping on his head with socks full of batteries.
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