TOPSHOP!

for awkward silences and general amusement, say this word as high pitched as possible.
hours of family fun ; )

man "i'm leaving you for your sister."
women ".....topshop!!"

by phizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzstaa December 23, 2008

Topshop

Gesture made between mates, reafirming their close friendship. (See Mighty Boosh Series 1)

One friend says to the other in soft and slightly inquisitive tones, whilst lighty taping said friend in a comforting manner with a their hand (fingers bunched together and touching the thumb) "Topshop?"

Friend replies with similar gesture to any part of friends body replying simply "Topshop."

by rastapastagofaster April 7, 2009

TOPSZN

TOP SZN a term "coined" by Octobers Very Own OB OBRIEN that means to get a blowjob.

NOT a strain of Marijuana

TOPSZN IS THE REGIME Translates to ; Getting a blowjob is better then having sex with a groupie because it's quick, less personal (degrading to women) and the chick can't get pregnant.

"TopSzn, So Theres No Babys" From OB OBRIEN's latest song Steve Nash

by uonthatbandwagon January 28, 2014

topshop chav

The evolved form of chav. When Sienna Miller became 'the height' of English fashion, high street stores like TopShop were thrown into the limelight. Enter, the topshop chav. They're the same scum as before, they just look slightly better, although they're still all identical to each other.

When Kate Moss' line for topshop comes out next year, the fashion world will cringe - we know there'll be a long line of 'chuddy' chewing, sweaty, identical topshop chavs queuing up at 4am to look just like her.

My Zoe is a topshop chav, whenever I go shopping I say to myself.. "Would Zoe wear it?" and then replace it promptly on the shelf if the answer is anywhere near yes.

"I just saw 17 topshop chavs walking down the street, all identically dressed."

Katherine - "I shop at Topshop, I'm not a topshop chav!"
Me - "yes, but, you don't buy then entire store (or try and buy the entire store from cheaper shops like Poundsavers) and wear the clothes exactly like the bloody mannequins.
Katherine - "Ah, I am now enlightened."

by shewasaninjagirl October 9, 2006

TOSSUPS

In Graffiti, It is letters that is done with only one color. for example, an Outline of letters with no fill-ins "OR" solid filled in letters. all done using only one can. the simplest form of graff.

Political Graffiti of the past was the first to use what we call now "Tossups".

by DigDug March 6, 2004

Off Tops

awesome, dope, cool, good lookin, fine ect.

"damn CUHz, them bapes is OFF TOPS."

"shit brah, that girl lookin off tops, ya digg?"

by lilj3d August 18, 2006

Topspur

Topspur is a Banter Name for the Biggest Club in London known as Tottenham Hotspur FC. They like to Batter Small Clubs like Assna which is the Smallest Club in London

Topspur is the Biggest Club in London
Topspur likes to Batter Small Clubs like Assna

by Clemont Allen April 30, 2022