Tool

Someone who thinks they are loved by all but are actually loved by none. Their birth certificate is a sincere apology from the abortion clinic. If they dip you bet your sweet ass it's long cut. They always act like hard asses but they're pussies. Any pussy they've ever drilled no one has ever heard of and they lasted a whole 30 seconds... During floor play. Most of the time they wear rock revival jeans, Jordan's, and tapout shirts.

Michael your such a fucking tool.

by "The Kid" Anselmo December 16, 2015

a tool

Being used by a higher influence, mostly for their own good.

You're such a tool for her; you could do much better.

by Leonardo187 November 23, 2007

tool

A complete idiot who gets used by their slutty trashy girlfriend because hes pretending that they are in love and doesnt know enough to realize the truth.

Zack:Wow hogan is such a tool he falls for any slutty dirtbag chick there is
Mack:Ya and hes too dumb too realize hes being used
Zack:The worst part is he thinks she loves him
Both:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mack:What a tool!

by Zack-yours truly February 17, 2008

Tool

A complete idiot, a guillible person, someone who makes incredibly ridiculous mistakes. A generally clumsy and slapstick person.

Toolery: 1. A group of tools. 2. The act of being a tool, "stop this toolery!"

Look what you've done, you tool!
There he goes again, acting the tool...
Ignore the foolish tool and lets go

by hatrickpatrick December 28, 2005

toole

It's a tool's way of spelling tool.

Wow. I can't believe that tool spelled "toole" with an "e".

by chantaklaus April 30, 2006

tool

1. Someone who has absolutely no clue that he/she is being used for something.

2. The greatest band ever

1. Wow what a Tool shes just using that kid for his friend and he doesn't even know it!

2. "Hey man what are you listening to?" "Oh just some Tool"

by papaloki August 3, 2006

tool

a kid so desperate for friendship that he'd do anything to impress his friends. Also, his lack of confidence and individuality is a major turnoff to girls.

mark does dip to impress tyler, what a tool.

by itsamarioooooo! February 16, 2009