Tobi

A beautiful girl.

Oh wow! have you seen Tobi...she is such a beauty

by DaBoss SashaFierce February 5, 2010

Tobique

Tobique is where all the stoned rez dawgs reside. Its a little indian village on the outskirts of Perth-Andover. Basically, where the cool kids live. The roads are filled with pot holes, the dogs roam free, and on Wednesday(Welfare) you're living the dream!

Stoner rez kid#1: "Sup man, smoking a Destiny? "
Stoner rez kid#2: "Its a Wednesday in good ol' Tobique Biap, Of course! "
Stoner rez kid#1: "Good one! "

by Rez Dawg 69'er May 23, 2011

toobin it

surfin porn and rubbin one out during a remote work zoom call

Dude was toobin it while zoomin with co-workers

by dantact October 19, 2020

toobin

To masturbate at work, especially on a zoom call.

"I got fired because my boss caught me toobin at the team meeting."

by RSquad October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a video conference call; specifically when it is believed the camera is muted.

The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.

by Noxid625 October 20, 2020

Toobin My Jeffrey

(Verb) Rubbing one out while engaged in a work related Zoom call which has been popularized during the Covid19 pandemic; May be substituted for other common male masturbation verbs such as beating your meat, flogging your log, etc.

Friend: Why’d you lose your job bro?

Me: Well I was on this boring ass Zoom call with a bunch of bitchy Karens so I got to work Toobin my Jeffrey and wouldn’t you know it, the fucking camera was recording.

Friend: Bad break bro.

by Flog Logger October 21, 2020

toobick

diminutive of Tuberculosis. Use when need to dramatize someone's cough, compare it with tuberculosis.

Khe...khee...
- I've got the sickness...
-GO PHUCKIN HOME QUCKLY! don't spread your toobick on us!!

by KlausBorski October 22, 2020