The act of travelling back in time to molest oneself as a child. This activity raises several questions, is it masturbation since it is you? Is it pedophilia since it is a kid? And what's more pschologically damaging, being molested or growing up to realize it was you?
Marty got so wound up the other night talking about temporal pedabation,he got in the delorean and fucked himself in the ass after his 7th birthday.
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"Oh no, Garry's gonna have a tampon attack when he gets here".
"Oh no, Garry's gonna have a tampon attack when he gets here".
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Get the temporary euphoria mug.A now widely understood cultural reference used to describe the initially private phone conversation that became suddenly widely public and therefore humiliating between Charles and Camilla sometime around 1993 when he became wistful and horny and confided to her that he wished he could be a tampon so he might spend lengthy stints of time being inside of her.
Tampongate is definitely both a hilarious and squirm-inducing moment in British history that nobody who was at least ten at the time is likely to forget.
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