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On The Toff

A term for someone who is drunk beyond comprehension.
“ Oh for fuck’s sake.”
“What?”
Shirley’s on the toff again.”
by amfinn23 November 25, 2017
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toffa

Girl says: I met this guy - he was such a toffa. I could hardly walk the next day!

Boy says: If only I was a toffa. I would get all the girls.
by Christopher Bornman January 10, 2008
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Toff

Someone like my good self living in Kensington, frequenting Chelsea and Soho. Public schoolboy, rather well to do, with decent manners. Our women can be described as a little "ok-yar".
by Tarquin Xavier-Maximus October 28, 2003
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rectal toffee

The brown stuff that comes out of your cake hole.
Bob: Hey, i really need a crap!
Joe: Well hurry up dude we dont want rectal toffee everywhere!
by Robbie Harrigan October 20, 2007
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Toffing off

The act of masturbating to cheltenham highlights/ the boat race on BBC 1.
"Ooh, University Challenge!"
-"I need some alone time" (comences toffing off)
by Her_Ladyship April 23, 2010
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tiffe

your a tiffe
by coolkidisbudgerigar June 27, 2019
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Toffee

1. A very sticky sweet thing.
2. Anything and everything. A word used to describe any word you can think of, in any context.
1. We stick together like toffee
2. Omg! Your hair looks so toffee!
by Dônkéy May 19, 2013
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