dog tired

I have no idea of the origins of this word, so my understanding of it may be wrong, but where I come from its a phrase that means you're so completely tired that you're over tired or totally beat. I can only hguess its a reference to the fact that a lot of dogs seem to sleep a lot and thus appear to always be tired and in need of sleep.

I pulled a double shift last night and when I got home the neighbours were having a rowdy party with loud music and I couldn't get any decent sleep. I am already dog tired and I have another double shift tomorrow.

by PlaceHolder August 11, 2004

I don't get tired

Your a real ass nigga. Also means you like to eat the booty.Hard work and determation makes you not get tired. Kevin gates dont get tired. Kevin gates also eats a lot of booty.

Hey kevin you gonna take a nap today? Well I don't get tired.

I got 6 jobs I dont get tired.

by jadabae May 26, 2015

tirequills

The small rubber protrusions found on new tires.

I could tell my friend had new tires because they still had their tirequills.

by chonk cat March 15, 2009

Saturday Tired

The feeling you get when you wake up Saturday morning after getting no sleep during the week.

A weeks worth of hard work and late nights all catches up to Saturday morning no matter how late you sleep.

"After a week of teaching those little fuckers called '9th graders' I slept in today only to find myself Saturday Tired!!"

"I spent my whole week studying for finals and now I'm all Saturday Tired!"

by JadeWalking October 27, 2012

texas tire shop

a Texas tire shop is when you bring someone into the garage and check how much shit is stored in their anal cavity.

Fuck, I took Becky to the Texas Tire Shop yesterday. She was long overdue.

by DanielTheSquid December 20, 2015

muddy bike tire

The act of pulling your poopy dick out of someone's ass and giving er a good slap on the back causing the impression of riding bike with a muddy tire! -MDS

Muddy bike tire on ur back

by Modern Day Suffering March 18, 2014

I’m so tired

An expression used to denote when someone is “fed-up” or sick of something and/or doesn’t want to hear any more about it

Person 1: “Laura said all men are pigs again for the 8th time today”

Person 2: I’m so tired

by vladislav May 4, 2018