twitter finger

Somebody who fancies themselves a social media expert and tweets and retweets incessantly as if every thought they have is vitally important to the well-being of humanity.

17 tweets in an hour means you have twitter finger. It also means you're annoying.

by san-nicola March 12, 2011

Cherry Emoji Twitter

Cherry emoji twitter is a group of “grunge” teens who obsess over the 90’s, red lipstick, luxury brands and Cara Delevingne. They probably have Lolita, Cher or Mia Wallace as their profile picture.

“Cherry emoji twitter is really hyping these old movies they asses never watched up.”

by youtriedit October 6, 2018

Twitter Brainrot

Twitter brainrot is when no matter the situation, on social media someone with said brainrot will always try to be a Holier than thou figure whether its twisting words to make them sound worse than they are or take important details out of context, this of course applies to reddit aswell.

Ellie, 6 years old: If I had $100 I would buy a Dog!

Emily, 16 years old: Just because you might be able to BUY a dog for $100 dosent mean you will have the needs to PROPERLY take care of it and give it the needs to live and enjoy a safe and healthy enviroment. Ellie needs to get her priorities straight.

Random twitter shitposter 1: L + Ratio + Scurvy + No bitches

Random twitter shitposter 2: What Twitter brainrot does to an mfer:

by Bingoloid April 13, 2022

Twitter

The microblogging platform that could serve as ground zero to explore any potential extraterrestrial life, which would not only help advance both human and alien civilization and consciousness, but also prepare the planet from any future alien invasion, provided the world’s richest man succeeds in buying the money-losing company.

Mr. Musk, who desires to own Twitter, is being sued for $258bn by an investor in the Dogecoin cryptocurrency, who accused him of running a digital pyramid scheme to drive up its price.

by Fasters June 17, 2022

Tittery

Adj. Fooling around in the most immature and ridiculous of ways.

Prolonged sexual foreplay, often deemed annoying, with brazen disregard to intercourse.

1. You boys, down there! What is all this tittery?

2. We would have completed the project if it weren’t for this tittery!

3. I took him back home last night for some action, but, sadly, it was a long night of tittery.

by DeMarte & Dodge October 12, 2010

Titterbox

An unnecessary action of extreme boredom; often referred to as "playing titterbox", as if it were a sport, or game.

Titterbox is also the act of using your time unwisely, or to pass the time by doing nothing; fooling around.

Mr. Silva exclaims that we, "sit around and play titterbox in the back of the classroom."

by MBL Squad/The Coop April 9, 2011

Titvertising

An item of clothing in which a commonly banal statement is heat transferred, silk screened or embossed across the breast bone.

"Hooter girls are notorious for their TITvertising."

by Ggbeltram March 31, 2008