Tinder

An app for the perpetually single pool of people that are either undatable, crazy, fat, ugly, promiscuous, or any of the other usual types that frequent online dating. Typically if they're on Tinder...there's a reason they're on there...because either anyone who knows them in real life knows they're a train wreck or isn't standing 6 inches away from them and can see how fat they actually are. A truly 21st century way to meet some of the well known sluts and derelicts in your area that everyone else knows to stay far away from.

Tom: How was your date with that girl you met on Tinder?
Fred: Alright…she insisted I meet her parents after the date but at least I got a blow job.

Stacy: So what was that guy you met on Tinder like?
Caroline: Not bad, until I went on his FB and found out he had a girlfriend.

Todd: Yo..you bang that Tinder skank...?
Chris: Yeah...it burns when I pee now...

by CapnToadie February 13, 2015

tinker

Commonly used to define members of the Irish travelling community. The previous definition cites the use of 'tinker' in this context as ignorant. Maybe he/she is a tinker (in the metalwork sense of the word) and does not like his traditional profession to be used in such a manner. I would like to add that Irish travellers traditionally were very improvising metal workers and sold pots made of scrap metal to make a living (as opposed to topping trees badly and laying poor quality tarmacam like they do now).This is the long-standing origin of the association of Irish travellers with the word 'tinker'. They are tinkers. Hence the phrase, ' Any scrap copper there boss'.

There was war at that tinker's funeral in Balinasloe there last week- all the pubs and shops were closed for the week

by gc May 6, 2005

Tinder Date

The act of using Tinder for a date which it's only purpose is to get laid.

"Guy" didn't want a girlfriend so he decided to Tinder Date.

To self: "I'm bored horny, I want to go in a Tinder Date"

by Technobri May 25, 2017

Tinder Lag

When you have so many Tinder matches that it lags your phone and you can't send messages to anyone. Must have greater than 10,000 matches or you won't ever experience it. Only Alpha males or huge slu's reach Tinder Lag status.

Bro, I've had hard Tinder Lag ever since passing 11,005 matches

by Big Titted Grandma September 25, 2018

Tinderbox

The term used for a girl one finds on the dating app "Tinder" when your sole intention is to fuck the shit out of her box.

Roommate - "Have you found anyone new on Tinder?"

Me - "Yeah, I found a new tinderbox last night. I bet she can't wait until my dick is inside her."

by The AFM February 23, 2014

Tindering

Using Tinder.

Looking for a match (date).

"I was tindering during class because the lecture was boring."

by Alekschkadua May 1, 2014

Tiner Stick

An eight inch felatio with too much girth to fit in a toilet paper roll.

"If I were slingin' a chubby 8', the ladies would never stop talking about my tiner stick to all their friends."

by tayleebo March 23, 2003