dumbest thing in the world

Matty m

Matty m is the dumbest thing in the world

by Qryip May 4, 2019

Createful Thinking

The ability to process the average 50,000 thoughts your brain has every day and put those thoughts to good use.

By using createful thinking a person can write 500 words a day which would be approximately 365 pages or 182,500 words.

by Trailer Park Bob July 19, 2019

Pissful thinking

You think you will get somewhere faster because you have to piss.

*drunk* I think the subway will only take 5 min.

**10 min later**
Well that was pissful thinking.

by Pissant August 23, 2019

Aqip thingie

Having so much luck condensed into one action that shouldn't be physically possible happen often.

Nice no-scope gamer!, You just pulled an Aqip thingie!

by bonke February 17, 2021

Spectral Thinking

The opposite of dichotomous thinking. It is a term used by people who are recovering from thinking in black-and-white terms and finally start looking at things in general from a broader perspective, hence producing a ‘spectrum’ of thoughts.

“That dude finally started spectral thinking after years of believing food can either be only excellent or shit.”

by BigNibba6969andUwU June 13, 2021

meanwhile I was thinking

Something said when you are trying to think, and are interrupted by someone saying something, normally unrelated. Used to let them know you were thinking so they should Stfu

You: (thinking)
Joe: omg did you hear James banged your gf last night and bob... Etc.etc
You: meanwhile I was thinking

by Threadkilla April 18, 2015

Rolley Spinney thingie

A small bug found In the ground that typically will flip over and spin around if it is touched.

Hey man! Don't touch that rolley pulley! What? I thought it was called a Rolley Spinney thingie!

by Stranger0374 July 3, 2019