Your personal stuff goes missing. But where has it gone to? No matter what it is: Phone chargers, socks, underwear etc. It has probably been taken in by the Almu vortex; a twister like phenomenon over the house of Almu that sucks up your stuff, never to be seen again.
by Bilbovortex February 24, 2021
Get the Almu Vortexmug. by the kupo god November 24, 2010
Get the eye vortexmug. by Digger D Clam August 10, 2022
Get the the mystical vortexmug. When a gentleman sticks his erection into a pale of ice water then quickly inserts aforementioned boner into the vagina or anus of the receiving partner.
by Quinnythepooh February 1, 2019
Get the Polar Vortexmug. Plot vortex is the phenomenon of playing in a role playing game, resists getting caught up in the plot, but does anyway, because otherwise you’re stuck in the bar, drowning your sorrows in a cuppa, watching dreams of adventure slip from your grasp.
Carolina decided to give up her successful psychologist-to-the-stars practice to tumble into the PLOT VORTEX and oppose the NSA and enable the escape of the schizophrenic hacker, obsessed with following the instructions in their head to build an alien tech robot with artificial intelligence.
by CapUSA33 April 21, 2023
Get the plot vortexmug. 