giddy seizure

A laughing fit, usually one to the point where you can barely breathe. In some situations, your muscles might cramp from being tensed up laughing.

Likely originated from the musical In Trousers by William Finn.

I swear to god, that shit was so funny, I felt like I was having a giddy seizure

by whizzer going down October 9, 2023

Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Taiwanese Seizure Goon

A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.

If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance

If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses

Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there

Does not have to be performed in Taiwan

Yo munt-man, I hit the craziest Taiwanese seizure goon at the airport today and I gooned all the way to the hospital and gooned for my whole 1 night stay

by DonaldTrump3207 July 22, 2024

dance seizure

The wild, chaotic movements a person makes when listening to music. They are rocking out hard and may look crazy, but they love the music and don’t care. dancing, partying, rocking out, slam dancing, air guitar, mosh pit, break dancing, edm, electronic dance music

John is having a dance seizure on the couch, he loves electronic dance music.

by joecoolthefool February 6, 2018

seizure pleizure

Violently convulsing during sex (as if you were having a seizure), providing an amazing extended orgasm for your partner.

My man was so wild in bed he gave me that seizure pleizure.

by Horndog 94 September 3, 2022

Nerd Seizure

When someone has a fit

(Squealing, Giggles, Kicking of Feet and Legs, Jumps of Joy, etc)

over something they are very passionate about.

Dude 1- "Dude, did you give your hot employee those sick-ass shot glasses for Christmas?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, brah. She had a total fucking Nerd Seizure when I gave it to her, I think I totally scored."

by YourAsianFriend December 30, 2011

Italian Seizure

When a mime breaks down mid act

"she sucked my dick so hard it felt like i had an Italian Seizure"

by Bruh gamer 69 February 16, 2020