toobin'

Masturbating in front of a computer while the camera is active, either purposefully or accidentally, because let's face it, it's not like you'll get any sympathy if you say it was accidental.

I got caught toobin' on a company Zoom call and I don't know what's worse, the humiliation I feel right now or the humiliation I'll feel on every job interview for the rest of my life.

by fakesecretdonkey October 20, 2020

Toobin'

To masturbate at work. More specifically, to masturbate during a work meeting, conference call, Zoom meeting, or similar, a la Jeffrey Toobin.

Today's Zoom meeting was endlessly boring and unnecessary, so I decided to kill some time by Toobin' for a bit.

by kb1035 October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating during an online video computer meeting or class. Especially a zoom meeting.

I thought I was muted, but my teacher caught me Toobin during math class and I got suspended.

by Beachbum October 20, 2020

Toobin

Beating your meat live on a business video call as your coworkers watch.

Excuse me Boss, I’m about to pull a Toobin.

by y.cole October 20, 2020

Toobin

Pulling your pecker out in a business meeting.

I thought I turned off my camera when I decided it was a good time to Toobin

by GeneralPepe October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masterbating on a video conference meeting.

“ Frank you’ve been kinda quiet this whole meeting you aren’t Toobin the time away are you?”

by B Muney October 22, 2020

Toobin'

Engaging in video sex.

I was just caught toobin' during my work meeting.

by neugix October 20, 2020