Toobin

When you misunderstand someone asking to see your jacket as them asking to see you jack-it.

Yes, that is my penis. I apologize! I guess I was Toobin.

by Frank Grimes VIII October 20, 2020

Toobin

1- n. Wanker. Also, one who masturbates during Zoom meetings.

2 - v. Masturbating

That dude is a Toobin.

I can’t believe that dude is Toobin on Zoom.

by Tlt77 October 21, 2020

Toobin

Rubbing one out during a Zoom meeting

I don't think Richie knew his camera was on whole he was Toobin.

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Toobin

(Verb) to masturbate while someone is watching, especially via some form of internet video chat format. You know, to choke the one eyed monster, stroke the salami, pull the pud, poaching the egg, making the bald man cry, dialing the rotary phone, finding Nemo, badgering the witness, tugging the slug, jerkin’ the gherkin, making Pearl Jam, ordering Tartar sauce, bashing the bishop, waxing the carrot, painting the ceiling, jerking off, rousing the governor.

Man, he was Toobin it like there was no tomorrow, in an almost angry, yet sad and pitiful manner

by Bob, master of all he surveys October 20, 2020

toobin

To wank on webcam. Named after Jeffrey Toobin.

"The dude was toobin!

by realitycatchesupwithyou October 19, 2020

Toobin

To masterbate in a public place , social event, or workplace, and attempt to finish before you get expelled, kicked out, arrested, or fired.

Jeffrey attempted to Toobin while on a zoom session with coworkers.

by LazloHollyfeld October 19, 2020

toobin'

Masturbating in front of a computer while the camera is active, either purposefully or accidentally, because let's face it, it's not like you'll get any sympathy if you say it was accidental.

I got caught toobin' on a company Zoom call and I don't know what's worse, the humiliation I feel right now or the humiliation I'll feel on every job interview for the rest of my life.

by fakesecretdonkey October 19, 2020