swamp donkey

an ugly ass girl who only goes to parties to hit on drunk guys hoping they're drunk enough to sleep with her

"hey dude, did mckaylah try to hit on you last night?"
"ya man, shes a total swamp donkey! I was wasted asf, but not that wasted."

by JJ413 October 16, 2016

Swamp Ass

when you get hot and your ass sweats. it makes for a bad time

"awww man after sitting down for so long i got swamp ass"

by curioustrollpower June 6, 2004

bloody swamp

It is supposedly the most difficult video game level EVER. However, it is possible. I TOTALLY BEAT IT!!

Wow! I just beat Bloody Swamp-- I tried it a billion times, and it never worked. Then I tried using Bezerker, and it worked.

by seane December 6, 2004

Swamp Dust

The flakes of skin that line your underwear after a long day of scratching your sweaty ballbag.

I was loading the washing machine this morning and sneezed from all the swamp dust flying off my dirty boxers.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin August 29, 2019

magic swamp

To jump forward while appearing flat on the ground - a technique my friend coined after he accidentally pulled it off while playing Rush'n Attack (NES)

My friend Mark Jason magic swamped some dorks in military uniform.

by j-cleft March 4, 2009

Swamp Hands

when you stick your finger in a guys butt hole or a girl with stank pussy and your hands smell like the swamp.

When Garrett fingered the girl at the dance, he had swamp hands.

by Swamp Stetter August 30, 2016

get that swamp

When a woman hasn't cleaned her vagina in excess of 7 days and algae begins to form but yet the man still wants to get that swamp

Brett "yo that bitch hasn't showered in 2 weeks but she hot"

Tom "yeah man gotta get that swamp"!

by Cuntcar April 15, 2016