Clog Job

The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.

Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"

Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"

by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025

Clogged Volcano Disaster

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.

"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"

by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020

clogging

(Mindustry) Smt that happens when you fuck up somewhere and don't even know why.

Bro this shit is clogging just like my brain.

by willywillycow December 7, 2022

Clog Blogged

Where some dick submits so many blogs with only his stupid sayings that there is no room for anyone elses blogs.

Casey was so proud of being gay he clog blogged his whole twitter page

by Jaff H. July 6, 2009

Suit clogging

When a young man ejaculates in his swimsuit due to over exertion while swimming

In the 50’s and 60’s boys would swim naked during the swimming unit in PE to reduce suit clogging.

by anonymous September 5, 2025

log clog

When excrement blocks the bathroom toilet.

There was a serious log clog for which I needed a plumber asap!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Clogging

Smt that happens when you fuck up somewhere and don't even know why.

Bro this shit is clogging just like my brain.

by willywillycow December 7, 2022