textonitus

The soreness you get in your thumbs from texting too much.

I have to actually call my friends because my thumbs are too sore to text them today, I think I have textonitus.

by Free Ranger June 3, 2007

Texto

A texto (n) is the phenomenon of sending an incoherent text message as the result of your phone predicting the wrong word in predictive text mode.

- That's almost as home as your mum
- Was that a bit of a texto? Did you mean as good as your mum?

by TeeJ&Hen April 17, 2010

textnoring

The act of ignoring the person you are talking with live in person because you are too distracted reading and writing texts.
A combination of Ignoring and Texting.

stop textnoring me or I'll put my clothes back on.

by mcxxii July 15, 2010

textyness

overwhellmed with to many texts!

Matt Hanson is way too textyness for me!

by xojenmeganox March 8, 2011

Cross-texting

When multiple text threads between 2 people become confusingly ordered or arranged due to time lag and or subject matter.

Him: Hey'd you get my last text?
Her: Yeah I told you I'm down for that!
Him: For which? The beach or dinner?
Her: Yes
Him: Hey call me we're just cross-texting. I'm totally confused now.

by barec2 January 25, 2009

Flesh Tectonics

The overlapping and constant movement of the flabs of skin on the obese man's abdomen.

My friend, evidence of the flesh tectonics is easily found at the all you can eat buffets and/or the dance floors.

by Roadside Jesus September 25, 2009

illiterated texting

When a person who normally spells everything correctly, using proper grammar and punctuation, decides to send messages that heavily use slang, shortened spelling (u instead of you,) and little if any punctuation so the person they are texting will stick around long enough to get to know them.

This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.

ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson

I used the example for illiterated texting in the definition

by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011