Tesla

The most majestic electric vehicle knoen to man, driven by none other than Marcos B Vlogs

I be Rollin in Da Tesla

by PhoneticPronunciation May 24, 2018

telapathy

When you can read someone's mind, but you just don't give a shit what's in it. When the crap in someone's mind isn't even worth reading. When you wish you couldn't read the crap that was in someone's mind.

"That Sookie chic on True Blood is all telepathic an' shit, but she should be using her telapathy more often because the characters in that show are as slow as slugs."

by clever clara July 23, 2010

Tesla Effect

When a company moves to an area that is somewhat removed from other economic zones and the number of potential workers that are moving to the region is so large that it swamps the local economy, causing shortages in major infrastructure such as housing and vehicles for sale.

I can't find a place to live in. Oh well, that is just the Tesla Effect.

by Droitduseigneiur June 28, 2017

Tesla Tap-In

The sexual act of inserting an extension cord (connected to a power source) into the anus of a female before intercourse. Around five minutes into coitus she will begin to feel electric shocks coursing through her body. During orgasm many women report feeling “the very essence of Nikola Tesla” tapping in to their mind, body, and soul. As reported by Elon Musk, nearly all women who have tried the Tesla Tap-In describe it as a “very wholesome” experience.

Brittany: Have you and Brad ever tried the Tesla Tap-In?

Ashley: No, but I want to, what’s it like?

Brittany: It’s AMAZING, the electricity coursing up and down your body feels great! You can really feel the spirit of Nikola Tesla when you cum!

by GNK.Monkey69 July 1, 2020

Telapathy

A psychic's lack of interest in or concern for things that others find moving or exciting.

The lady at the psychic hotline didn't care that I was going to die a horrible death at the hands of a polar bear. She's telapathetic.

Cruel, cruel telapathy!

by Jonathan D. Miller May 26, 2008

Tesla

Amazing and loves to party if you're at a party you better hope tesla is gonna be there she is crazy but also chill she's so beautiful and funny

Dude wis tesla gonna be at the party tonight

Idk I hope so tho

by Helloitspoppy January 24, 2017

Tesla Model S

The first electric car that actually competes with big gas guzzling german sports sedans. One of the first electric cars that is not useless and worth buying. The Future Legend of American automotive industry.

Tesla Model S is better than BMW M5, Porsche Panamera, and Cadillac CTS-V combined, because this 12 second car doesn't burn any precious oil and is in M5 price territory.

by DodgeR/T February 19, 2013