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tequila sunrise

Awesome cocktail, once you had it you won't ask for anything else!!
It's called Sunrise because of the way it looks, red/orange/yellow like the sky looks every morning when the sun comes up.
Also the name of a hawt movie that was released in 1988.
How to make a Tequila Sunrise:
1. Poor Tequila and Orange Juice in a longdrinkglass
2. Add 3 icecubes
3. Stir for a few seconds
4. Add a little bit of grenadine in the middle of the glass
5. Put a slice of lemon on the edge of the glass
And there you have it: TEQUILA SUNRISE!!!
by SyntaxE July 10, 2006
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taquito

a small mexican chubby man/woman
hey look at that fat taquito just standen there like a bitch
by gareth leach January 2, 2006
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Tequila

Yeah, it sure sounds fruity. But it's not something you want coming at you down an ice luge at 0.5 mph.
James: Want some tequila?

John: Nah man, I'm not a pussy. I'll stick to the beer.

James: Oh the irony!
by Rihanyce November 18, 2011
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Tequila Slammer

A cocktail where a measure of tequila, a measure of lemon juice, and some sparkling wine are poured directly into a glass without stirring or shaking, then the glass is slammed onto the bar or table to mix the ingredients. It is advisable to cover the top of the glass with a hand for this part.

Note: Weaker glasses may break, so use a strong glass.
Bob and me have been doing Tequila Slammers all night
by Poker_Weirdo December 9, 2008
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Tequila Alligator

The hangover that one has after having a big night involving the consumption of numerous tequila based beverages is referred to as being chased by the tequila alligator. Tequila is well renowned for giving its drinkers fierce hangovers and so the discomfort associated with a hangover from drinking tequila is comparable to getting mauled by an alligator.
Pedro: "Hey man, how are you feeling after last night?"
Sanchez: "Pretty rough, I can feel the tequila alligator chasing me"
by psco4963 May 7, 2011
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TENUISTURPICULUSPECTORAPHOBIA

< Origin latin., tenuis meaning flat, turpiculus meaning ugly, pectora meaning breasts>

A persistent, irrational fear of floppy, sagging tits; or a situation in which floppy, sagging tits may occur which leads to a compelling desire to avoid it.
"I need your help doctor, because of my TENUISTURPICULUSPECTORAPHOBIA I'm now on my sixth wife."
by The Koala Catcher October 17, 2011
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Tejuice

Tejuice, a short (but in actuality is longer) form of Tejas, is a sadistic little man with big eyes and deems himself a dictator to no people, except for the fabled communist Andy Zoo. With the anger of a thousand feminists and a politically shunned Kiran, (pronounced Kiran, not Kiran) he can topple the mighty luster that the all-mighty anaeesh bestowed upon his one-person dictatorship. Another one of his abusive relationships is of the Shreyank but mostly Shreyank criticizes Tejuice for who he is (not nice!)

Tejuice is a devout homophobic and any attempts to reach his ballsac has been failed. Even the great Anaeesh can not fend against such attacks, mainly given to the author of this definition.

He also has an unhealthy obsession with anti-communist propaganda (even though the sole person in his dictatorship is a communist), is an ex-board member of MHSRoyale, and after the great Krish revolution of 2017, has stumbled into the zone of 'Counterfeit' (And thinks that he is a master hacktivist programmer after making 2.0 3.0 and all the bs versions that are really just about 4 lines of code) and has gained zero dollars from the scheme. In secrecy, he has made the Dictator-Communist-Soviet pact of 2018 real, and has gathered Andy Zoo, himself, and the great Lenin (or his remains, so to speak) to create an all out virus out of the counterfeit series.
Shreyank: Man, Tejuice looks all worked up over there.
Anaeesh: He probably got a 99 from Serrano but a 69 from Rama
Shreyank: Damn, homophobes must hate to get 69s
by thiri June 18, 2018
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