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teabag

Performing a dunk during a basketball game within close proximity of a defender such that near the apex of your jump you are able to spread your legs and place your scrotum near or on the defender's face.
EX1. Damn that dunk was nasty; fool got teabagged!
EX2. For Shawn Bradley to be so huge he sure gets teabagged alot!
EX3. Yao needs to get a mean streak and stop letting smaller players teabag him.
by 0xfefe July 3, 2005
mugGet the teabagmug.

teabag

After killing your enemy you violently couch in their face and bend up and down.
I killed a guy and teabaged him.
by matchbox May 12, 2014
mugGet the teabagmug.

teabag

A little bag that contains tea that will soon turn into some delicious liquid. Definitely not something sexual. Stay holy kids
Hand me a teabag, I’m sick.
by anasp!! February 3, 2020
mugGet the teabagmug.

Teabag

Is someone wants to have sex or fuck
Emma: omg me and billy teabaged last night

Guy that has a crush on her: uhh me and uh the uhhh teacher teabaged!!!!
by Ambie bambie August 10, 2019
mugGet the Teabagmug.

teabag

the act of masturbating whilst taking a dump. the two must be done simultaneously
aamir's toilet smelt bad after he did a teabag
by sha333 May 23, 2010
mugGet the teabagmug.

teabag

Verb - the act of slapping some unfortunate soul around the face with one's balls, hopefully resulting in an incomparable shriek of horror from the victim.
That's it, you're in for a teabaggin' now, mum!

or

Do you like teabags? You do? Excellent...
by JRussellH May 22, 2006
mugGet the teabagmug.

teabagged

The action of the United States, because of concerned citizens, coming back to the roots of its foundation through the means of liberty, hard work, truth, and personal responsibility because the population woke up to its history.
OMG, it happened,We were teabagged! They voted all of us incumbents out. America woke up to the evils of power being concentrated. Shoot, now America might succeed again....
by jenndeere April 18, 2009
mugGet the teabaggedmug.

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