td

An abbreviation for the word “today”.

What are you going to do td?

by anonymous May 29, 2023

Terminal tds

An illness in which the patient usually hates Trump or anything to do with him so vehemently that it literally ages them and makes them sick. Sadly there is no cure for this syndrome as no amount of sedatives or facts can quell the symptoms. Usually fatally bad on the face and the victim. Ages badly in a short period. Symptoms include spittting while speaking, hair coming out or changing odd colors, weight gain and becoming increasingly unreasonable.

She certainly has symptoms of terminal tds, she is looking haggard and tired.

by MONKEYMOM August 13, 2025

TDS

Tiny Dick Syndrome. Sometimes incorrectly referred to as Thick Dick Syndrome.

“Hey Zach, did you have sex last night?”
“Yea, but it kinda sucked because we both had TDS”
“Damn”

by Cheese Curd January 6, 2022

TDS Agent

Some one who is part of the Trump Deportation Society

That TDS Agent deported Jose

by agtfrhyjk;o March 7, 2019

td

Truma Dump- to dump your truma on someone who didn’t directly ask.

“I thought i was gonna get a bad grade on this test, so on the short answer i had to hit a mini td”

by kissesfrm? September 16, 2024

TD BANK

stands for toronto da minion

hey you see that TD BANK what is it called? toronto da minion

by o_ncw is my user for roblos February 2, 2023

TD moment

when you die by an AFK invisible tank, such as a landmine

I had a TD moment at 2.6m surfer.

by ChristoZilla69 February 28, 2021