task saturated

Complete shutdown while multi-tasking, often resulting in catastrophe.

The fighter pilot lost spatial awareness and became task saturated while dog fighting, consequently, he ate rock at 400 knots.

The woman driving on the freeway was attempting to do her make up, text, and drink a latte. She couldn't keep track of the road and newtonian physics took over.

by poopflag January 11, 2010

Il Task Force

Loosely translated into English as "The Task Force", IL TASK FORCE was a group of Italian-American and Italian-American appreciators who fought and caused crime throughout the world. Although the group was formed in the beginning of the 21st century in the suburban town of Islip Terrace, the members have since began traversing the globe on solo careers. It is rumored that every once and again the members are all in Islip Terrace at the same time. If such conditions arise, it is said that Luna Pop ratings and wine sales skyrocket, and a warm blanket of joy covers the corners of town.

Fuck, I was really looking forward to having zeppolis at CAFE BAR but il task force ate 5 trays of them before they left the kitchen! I wish I was in il task force.

Ho Andato

I asked one of the member of il task force how they managed to goof off all year and still maintain a steady 150 average in class, but he just slapped me in the face with a warm ravioli. Boy, I wish one of them would give me an Italian Parkjob already!

by Vinny Bag-a Doughnuts October 4, 2009

Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11

Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11 is the word that gives every d-boy PTSD when he entered the entrance zone.

D-boy: *Enters entrance zone*

Intercom: *boop boop* Mobile task force unit epsilon-11 designated Nine Tailed Fox has entered the facility. All remaining survivors are advised to stay in the evacuation shelter or any other safe area until the unit has secured the facility. They'll start escorting personnel out when the escaped SCP's have been recontained. *eeeeeeeekkk*

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Mega-tasking

Performing 5 or more tasks at the same time. Mega-tasking should not be attempted if you are an idiot.

I was working on an excel spreadsheet, writing a word document, taking on the phone, checking my email, eating lunch and drinking a soda at the same time... I was mega-tasking.

by Lobozzo July 16, 2008

Tashon

The definition of "Tashon" Is creative in the mind but doesn't express it to other's. He keeps everything to his self and doesn't express his self to anyone. Its hard for you to earn his trust and once you break there is really no getting it back. He has an amazing personality but you have too look past his flaws too see them. He's faithful and cares for other's more than he cares for his-self. But he has a temper a very set off temper and he is very blunt with people. He has a gorgeous body and stays fit, he's good in bed and know's how too treat his women the right way. He puts other people before his-self and it seems to hurt him more than do good for him. But he is amazing and down to earth. There is no words to describe him but he is just perfect.

Tashon is amazing.

by Renee1234567889 February 18, 2013

Taskforce 13

A series of stories published on fanfiction.net about a Task Force deployed to special situations, but all of the operatives are under age. It features a broad spectrum of shows. Some of the shows featured aren't good at all, but the author, nosorrow13 (his pen name) makes up for it. The events and storylines can be very controversial and offensive to some people, which loses it a lot of fans. However, it's fans stick with it to the end. It is slotted to finish up this spring or summer. Also, the relationship between two characters in the last two stories seems to be an actual relationship the author has, but with different names. In addition, it is rumored that the author uses his own real name for the real character's, probably to establish a better connection when writing.

I almost forgot, an online beta reader for the series who I'm friends with told me that he bashes his friend in the final chapter of the series, essentially calling her a cold-hearted bitch.

The order of the stories is:
1) Taskforce 13

2) Taskforce 13: Riot

3) Taskforce 13: Flight to Nowhere

4) Taskforce 13: The New Alpha

5) Taskforce 13: Los Angeles

6) Taskforce 13: Lost and Found (Published on FictionPress .com)
7) Blak (Chapter 8 was written by another author, called tilante)

8) Taskforce 13: Relaunched

Have you read the new Taskforce 13 yet?

by CassieQue April 20, 2011

talko

A mistaken word uttered into a conversation

A verbal typo

Joe: It's daylight savings time. I'd better set my cock back an hour.

Jane: Excuse me???

Joe: Oh jeez... I meant "clock". That was a talko.

by BBeast October 8, 2008