continuously consuming alcohol with two underlying facotrs; you are overly intoxicated, and simply cannot drink any more(this should be determined by your fellow peers). "Tanked" status is quickly diminished upon vomiting.
by kbizzy December 28, 2007
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John sure gets tanged a lot, I think he kinda likes it.
Man I heard John is getting tanged in Hong Kong next weekend.
Eeeeeew wierd, I just walked in on John getting tanged on Marcus' leopard skin bed spread.
Man I heard John is getting tanged in Hong Kong next weekend.
Eeeeeew wierd, I just walked in on John getting tanged on Marcus' leopard skin bed spread.
by remrem March 19, 2009
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by your_royal_shortness92 November 13, 2006
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person 1: OMG JAMES IS GOING THROUGH A TANTE!!!
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person 1: OMG JAMES IS GOING THROUGH A TANTE!!!
person 2: It's an orgasm caused by the weeknd
by littthjedjrbg,s June 7, 2019
Get the tante mug.A person who has dated,married,or had sex with someone you know is considered "tainted".
Their level of "taintedness" makes it questionable as to whether or not you should be involving yourself with that person,usually, and especially in an intimate manner.
There are several factors involved with determining the degree of a person's "taintedness", such as;
-How well one knows the person or people, that the tainted individual was with (and if you know and don't like that person, then the "taint factor" is waived and becomes more of a "Yeah, I banged that asshole's ex!)
-How long ago that relationship or encounter took place,
if that person had been with the "tainter" last night, their "taintedness" would be just about radioactive...
on the other end, there is a standard five year statute of limitations and the taint in most cases has worn off.
-Some degrees of "taint" are infinate, such as Brother's ex-wife, ex's of parents etc.
-The combinations of situations and connections are so numerous that there is no exact science for taint determination and each case must be evaluated on it's own.
In most cases there should be an individual who has the experience and knowledge to act as "Judge of the Taint" to rule on tainted individuals for you or your social circle,and that person's judgement should be taken into consideration before going ahead and doing whatever you were going to do in the first place.
Their level of "taintedness" makes it questionable as to whether or not you should be involving yourself with that person,usually, and especially in an intimate manner.
There are several factors involved with determining the degree of a person's "taintedness", such as;
-How well one knows the person or people, that the tainted individual was with (and if you know and don't like that person, then the "taint factor" is waived and becomes more of a "Yeah, I banged that asshole's ex!)
-How long ago that relationship or encounter took place,
if that person had been with the "tainter" last night, their "taintedness" would be just about radioactive...
on the other end, there is a standard five year statute of limitations and the taint in most cases has worn off.
-Some degrees of "taint" are infinate, such as Brother's ex-wife, ex's of parents etc.
-The combinations of situations and connections are so numerous that there is no exact science for taint determination and each case must be evaluated on it's own.
In most cases there should be an individual who has the experience and knowledge to act as "Judge of the Taint" to rule on tainted individuals for you or your social circle,and that person's judgement should be taken into consideration before going ahead and doing whatever you were going to do in the first place.
Talk about "tainted" ! She used to be married to my best friend, before divorcing him last year, but she's so sexy, I'm gonna bang her, no matter how "tainted" she is.
by dogh2o June 11, 2012
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