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Take A Count Dooku

A comical phrase used to imply one has to defecate. Instead of outright claiming you have to use the bathroom, one can simply say "I have to take a Count Dooku" and your intentions should be implied.

Count Dooku is actually a character from Star Wars, yet the phrase works based on Dooku's name being similar to dookie which is also a euphemism for defecating.

The phrase was made popular in the cartoon TV series "The Venture Bros"
Henchman #21: Dude, get out I gotta take a Count Dooku
by Piemanthe3rd August 27, 2009
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Take it to the booth

When a Soldier (deployed) is told to go to the phone booth area of the MWR Center because his crying and whinning during his video web-chat with girlfriend or wife is bothering everyone around him.
Looks Man! No one else here wants to hear your sniveling, if you can't handle the call, Take it to the booth.
by Special Forces Soldier November 25, 2010
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take out the dishes

Another way of saying you need to go masterbate
"Hey before we go to maddies I need to take out the dishes"
by MMC78 January 15, 2016
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take it to the fridge

"Come on cranky, take it to the fridge!"
"Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells, ah yeah!"
by Kimi1522 March 5, 2019
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Takeira

Takeira is an amazing, wonderful, funny and kind person. When somebody is sad or depressed, she will find a way to make the happy in a second. Takeira is very independent and she knows how to take care of things. She loves her friends and will do anything to protect them. Takeira is overall an awesome person and if you find a Takeira make sure to never let them go. I met a Takeira in my life and she is so beautiful.
P1. Dude look at that girl over there, she is beautiful.

P2. She is probably a Takeira, a wonderful, beautiful, amazing person.
by Į ām grōōt99 July 5, 2019
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Take mans eye

To take mans eye means to stab an eye out.
He jumped at him tryna take mans eye
by OppWitSeriousMembers June 1, 2020
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Take the trash out

A way of saying you’re going to beat the living shit out of your cock without feeling like your mother is listening on your conversations with your bros.
Klinton I heard you were gonna take the trash out? It doesn’t go out until Thursday night hunny.

Hey bro I’m gonna go take the trash out is that okay? Bro you just did 3 hours ago how much trash do you have?
by Pandaassassin1 May 24, 2021
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