graveyard taffy

Nothing: absolutely nothin

You can’t even use is in anyway that makes sense

Creator: John Riley XVCI
Troop: Paoli 1

-A fine delicacy richer than gold
Creator: Sir Vines VXII

Cry Guy: “Aye Do y’all have any graveyard Taffy?”
Joey Ame Guy: “Yo yo yo, check me out”

by Black lives matter July 08, 2019

Slapping taffy

When ur dad walks into your room and flops his pecker onto your four head

My son loves slapping taffy

by Jackson Hamer February 28, 2019

Taffy Neck

Fat persons gobbler connected to the chin. Most commonly results in mouth breathing.

“ Goddamn that’s a big Taffy Neck!”

by FuzziLilManPeach December 08, 2021

Laffy Taffy

Laffy Taffy: When a guy makes a girl laugh then sticks his cock down her throat and cums down it then she proceeds throw up. Thats a Laffy Taffy

Guy1: I gave my girl a laffy taffy yesterday she really didn't appreciate it
Guy2: Yeah same but my girl loved it!

by Peats April 17, 2018

Cum taffy

Cum taffy is a stretchy partialy solid glob of cum which is stretchy like taffy

Jimmy: I pulled a 4 foot cum taffy piece from my cum sock.
Scott: how long was that there for.

by Cumcoconigger May 12, 2021

Make Taffy

Slang for masturbation. Mostly used by pre-college lesbians.

Question: Do you mind if I make taffy? Response: No, just hurry I have my pre-calc class in the morning.

by Charles Texx September 10, 2009

Pulling taffy

When it is very hot outside and you’re sweating so bad that one testicle sticks to one leg and the second testicle sticks to the other leg. Then when you walk your scrotum looks like beef jerky in a taffy pulling machine.

Man I’m going to need the gold bond extra I’m pulling taffy so bad!

by April 11, 2023