The Greeks inside the Trojan bunny said to each other that the Prince of Troy's tongue was too smooth before they hopped out the bunny's ass, well over 39 deep. At least they didn't bother to wave first when they tried to take over the city.
by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021
Get the Trojan bunnymug. When a dude tells his girl he's only inserting his finger(s) into her vagina or asshole but after getting her good and worked up he slips his penis in and quickly ejaculates before she realizes he's tricked her.
Owen was fingering his girlfriend so hard she didn't notice he had slipped his cock in until he had already dumped a load inside of her. When she panicked and asked him what he was doing, he proudly explained he was pulling a trojan finger on her.
by Tittsmcgee July 21, 2018
Get the trojan fingermug. The art of constantly quoting terms from the 'Urban Dictionary' in social situations, in order to confuse or impress.
Person 1: Nah I don't really like her that much
Person 2: Dat ass doe!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Trojan Dictionary doe?
Person 2: Dat ass doe!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Trojan Dictionary doe?
by JALLENEROUS May 18, 2015
Get the Trojan Dictionarymug. i did this hooker and i couldnt get outta there fast enough - so i pulled my franger for the slingshot trojan
by ^^!$#@ February 11, 2023
Get the Slingshot Trojanmug. The act of sneaking an egg into someone's vagina without the knowledge of the victim during intercourse. Usually achieved by pushing the egg in with you penis so the victim believe it is simply your large knob
by Eggs are sick September 15, 2021
Get the Trojan eggmug. The act of pushing an egg into you partners vagina during sexual intercourse, without their knowledge. Often achieved by pushing the egg in with your penis.
by Eggs are sick September 9, 2021
Get the Trojan Eggmug. Sneaking into the opposite sexes restroom, droppin a fat deuce without flushing, and sneaking out without being caught.
by Chip-Douglas213 December 4, 2020
Get the Trojan Loafmug.