Tom

A Tom is usually addicted to root beer and and will call you a douchebag

Ryan - Hey Tom

Tom - hey you fuckin douchebag.

by Indian goat May 12, 2020

Tom

Tom; Derived from the Latin term of pre-developed baffoon.
Often Tom's are pre-evolutions of humans however advanced orangutangs. They are often from the rare Nigerian Orangutang. They are originally washed by their elders then transferred to a refugee camp somewhere in Dunoon. It is here where their hair is dyed orange.
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1. Wow is that a Tom. He must be an underdeveloped human.

by BigBoiOiOi September 12, 2019

Tom

A two faced cunt who is clingy and desperate!

Fred: Tom told me you were slagging me off.
Henry: Tom is two faced what do you expect.

by Henryboyyyy0123 December 10, 2018

Tom

A legend, who may have betrayed you a few times, you've known him forever and you've been friends forever.

There's Tom what a legend.

by Missy Higgins 30 October 23, 2019

Tom

an austrailian who won't accept that austrailia sucks as a country

that guy talking about acdc was being a total tom

by robert rodine December 4, 2007

Tom

A cunt.

Have you seen that Tom? What a cunt.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

tom

A perpetual mistake resulting in the demise of a business or relationship.(n);
the inability to make a decision or fu**ing something up.(v)
when someone goofs up and does something really stupid.(adj.)

(n)The Youths of Amerika was never meant to succeed. It was tommed.
(v)Our company is bankrupt! Someone really tommed this one.
(adj.)That sure was a tom thing to do.
(v)Can't believe I tommed that up so bad.

by jonnys March 27, 2008