Toss Bag

Technically a used condom. Used for anyone who is less useful than the space they take up on this planet.

Damn it Jerry, you're such a Toss Bag.

by Trez135 November 12, 2005

midget toss

The act of you and a bunch of buddies getting together and seeing who can throw or launch a midget, dwarf or baby the furthest.

COCKSUCK!!! he hit 30 fucking feet on that last midget toss!

by bt February 20, 2003

Toss pocket

1.
n. A cum bucket
2.
adj. A complete wanker

1. He bent me over, lowered his pants and used me for a toss pocket for over an hour. (Tony Blair commenting upon his last meeting with George Bush)

2. Tony Blair

by Simon March 18, 2004

toss the turtle

The act of tossing a person's salad while that person is turtle heading.

I started tossing her salad, then it turned into a toss the turtle.

by Mister Everclear December 14, 2010

tossed off

Where a woman touches, rubs the mans penis until it is fully erect. Done for sexual pleasure

'John wanted to be tossed off by his girlfriend'

by Queen Mary June 23, 2007

Toss the bitch

Verb -
To become angry with a woman and thus kick her out of your life, residence, or sight.

"Sean, you straight up need to toss the bitch, she's nothing but bad news, bro."

by Benge October 24, 2005

tossing salad

the act of placing your tongue in a male or females ass, and probing all around the circumferance of the asshole, while aiding the person in masturbation

I was going to toss Sporty's salad but as I went down he had a dingleberry, so I stopped.

by C man January 19, 2003