tits or ass

the age old question.

person 1: "Hey buddy, tits or ass??"
person 2: "Damn, I don't know."

by nikchaing January 11, 2008

Mediterranean leg tits

slang for testicles, because they can be tan and hairy

Oh christ I was just kicked in the mediterranean leg tits!

by FernandioMustachio April 21, 2010

Whisper tits

A flat chested Woman

Hey Whisper tits! Where's my supper?

by themilkofothers January 16, 2015

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

Tits

What I don’t have

I have no tits.

by Richbitch94 October 5, 2019

Tits Wild

Extreme party behavior filled with carlessness, recklessness, and observing no safety percautions what so ever. TITS WILD!

"That party last night was fucking tits wild."

by I am Sancho! January 12, 2012

whippin' tits

If someone is whippin' tits, they are accomplishing their goals in an efficient manner, aka kicking ass and possibly taking names.

"I am really whippin' tits on this homework."
"Can't believe you got that floor laid so quickly, you must have really been whippin' tits."

by whippintitssinceought8 April 23, 2015