Salt Water Titties

Saline Breast Implants.

You just have to Love the Age, We Live in. One Minute, your Lady has a Chest, that looks like Sunny Side Eggs, hanging on Nail.. A couple hours Later, she comes out of the Dr's Office, with the Most Perfect Set of Salt Water Titties, Money Can Buy and becomes a Perfect 10!!!!! (Insert Star Spangled Banner Here)...:-)

by Ghost1319 January 13, 2015

Shit Ass Titties

The perfect combination of swear words. Not to bad. But bad enough. Flows off the tongue.

Can be used to exclaim any type of strong emotion.

"Shit Ass Titties it's freezing outside!"

"Shit Ass Titties, I'm so excited about our trip tomorrow!"

"Shit Ass Titties he's about to kick that rednecks ass"

"Shit Ass Titties I locked my keys in the car"

or just

"SHIT ASS TITTIES!"

by BMWGGANTMSFU February 9, 2010

Fritter Titties

Droopy, Floppy, Pendulous, Saggy, Slouchy, or Wilting Boobies.

Check out dat mama! WHOOOA! Nevermind! She got dem ugly fritter titties!

by Heavy Debbie January 22, 2010

pancake titties

Her tits look like 2 flaps of skin hanging off the body, with no density. When she bends over, they look flat, like a pancake, when seen from the side view.

That stripper bent over to pick up the dollar; she had the nastiest pancake titties I have ever seen!

by crypto-jypto July 24, 2003

I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!

A quote spoken by Dave Chappelle acting as Rick James on Chappelles Show in the skit, "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories".

"I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!"

by Supermajic September 10, 2005

Turtle titties

Boobs with nipples that cave in like pot holes.

"Dude. That girl has turtle titties!"

by ImperialNarwahl May 11, 2014

Hoagie Titties

A girls boobs that look good in a bra but when removed look like 2 daily specials from Subway.

Man that girl was bangin but im not into 12 inch hoagie titties.

by Derek Renfroe July 26, 2006