When your about to blow your load from getting a girl in the ass, repeatedly bigin donkey punching her until her ass can't get any tighter and it is nearly impossible to get your dick to pull out.
Fred: Dude, I lost my dick last night in her ass!
George: Sounds like she reached titus maximus; she's gonna have head trauma and ass problems for a month.
George: Sounds like she reached titus maximus; she's gonna have head trauma and ass problems for a month.
by the mexi and whitie November 30, 2006
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by EpiccGamer420 November 20, 2019
Get the Titus mug.A studio in the EA Sports family. Located in Maitland, Florida, Tiburon produces and develops such games as NFL Street, Madden NFL, NCAA Football, NFL Head Coach, Superman, and others. Home of the best QA department in the video game industry.
by P-faff August 14, 2006
Get the Tiburon mug.The worst sports car on the road. Oops, make that car. No wait they still make kia's? Nevermind. If you buy it your a dumbass, or just have knowlage of cars.
I've owned this car 2years and have had nothing but problems...had to replace the clutch, new tires, my drivers side window makes noice as it goes up and down. The sunroof squeaks as it opens and closes like the motor is going. The material around the shift ripped after 3 months...There have been 4 recalls on it already. I had replace 2 bulbs that cost me $160.00. Hyundai customer service is horrible...once you buy the car they don't want to hear it when something goes wrong and depreciation is horrible. I just sold it and bought a Toyota...The best move I made.1.It has been in the body shop to paint under the rear wing twice and they also had to paint the hood and roof on the Tiburon because the paint was webbing. 2.It has also been in the shop twice for brake problems on the passenger front. When I sometimes break the passenger from tire locks up when the car is has antilock breaks. The first time I brought it into the shop they bleed only the passenger front break and said they could not find a problem so they let it leave. It is in the shop for the same problem again but when it locked up in me this time it forced the car to slide to the right hitting a curb. Again the dealership states they have checked the break again and there is not a problem. I have read a few other forums with other owners complaining about the same problem about the passenger front break locking up during breaking. Would anyone have any suggestions where I might go to form a formal complaint. Also, the power windows stopped working and the If anyone has any comments please post them.
Oh yeah recently: My specific problems have been: 1)bad throttle position switch 2)windows and door locks failed--I think d/t inadequate lube and the extreme heat retained in the cabin during the summer months 3)some cold start sensor is bad--pain 'cause the dealer wants you to leave it for a day or two 4)customer service w/Hyundai dealers doesn't seem good anywhere you go--I don't know if it's because you don't pay much for a Hyundai, and thus they don't feel they owe you much?
Oh yeah recently: My specific problems have been: 1)bad throttle position switch 2)windows and door locks failed--I think d/t inadequate lube and the extreme heat retained in the cabin during the summer months 3)some cold start sensor is bad--pain 'cause the dealer wants you to leave it for a day or two 4)customer service w/Hyundai dealers doesn't seem good anywhere you go--I don't know if it's because you don't pay much for a Hyundai, and thus they don't feel they owe you much?
by Juwanna Seemahweena September 14, 2005
Get the tiburon mug.A person who is different in many ways. Differs on size. usually born weighing many punds and then usually gets passed by everyone for size at around 12 or 11 very cool guy if you get to know him. Nice guy, respectful, enjoys having fun with friends. Often Canadian. Any body named Tibbs is very fun though if you get to know him. hes athletic and enjoys sports where you run a lot like basketball soccer or track. he usually plays in a defensive midfield or goalie position. he can catch things quite well. He has some nice friends and curly blonde or dark brown hair. Enjoys holidays and takes things way to serious. tries to come up with excuses for things being said. EX: Guy: dude you barely have grown!!!
Tibbs: yeah becasue my birthday is later than you guys!!
Guy:Yeah only about 4 months. Normally takes a couple of years to make a move on a girl. Even though a girl finds him attractive.
Tibbs: yeah becasue my birthday is later than you guys!!
Guy:Yeah only about 4 months. Normally takes a couple of years to make a move on a girl. Even though a girl finds him attractive.
Girl1: Do you know that guy Tibbs
Girl2: yup i sure do!
Girl1: i wanted to make a move on me in like 1st grade but he hasnt even done it yet and we are 14!!!
Girl2: its ok. eventually he will.
Girl1: You said that in 6th grade. i think i will talk to one of his friends to convince him
Girl2: i already has done that and still he won't!!!
Girl2: yup i sure do!
Girl1: i wanted to make a move on me in like 1st grade but he hasnt even done it yet and we are 14!!!
Girl2: its ok. eventually he will.
Girl1: You said that in 6th grade. i think i will talk to one of his friends to convince him
Girl2: i already has done that and still he won't!!!
by Barzaa December 28, 2011
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Titus is the funny guy, or at least he thinks he is. Titus loves to surround him self with girl because he can’t make guy friends. The reason he can’t make guy friend is because he loves to get butt fucked by no less the 12 guys at the same time.
by Bigdaddyjerry December 5, 2019
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