why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..

Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"

by DaDerpKnight May 20, 2016

There's Bees in My Recorder

Funniest damn phrase to say at school.

During Mr. Harper's 3rd Grade Music Class:
Me: (raising my hand)
Mr. Harper: Yes Michael?
Me: There's bees in my recorder!
(whole class laughs)
Mr. Harper: That's nice.

by MikeH58 October 12, 2010

therealcoon 69 fail

self promoting UD spammer: extraassholey

Those therealcoon 69 failure definitions display as much mental acuity as his music is profitable

by vogla January 14, 2013

TheRealAk

A great lyrical underground rapper that more people need to notice. mostly known for his "Panda" remix with over 19 millions views on youtube

Have you heard TheRealAk newest song? he killed it .
Ak gets his name from his rap name from his initials "Austin Kassabian"

by IdkWhatIamDoing May 15, 2018

Teresa Smith-Brooks

A realtor who loves hanging with her gals 🤪 (Except for Karen obvi) Momma of Jimmy Jeb LOL!!! (Laugh out Loud) Lover of all things cat themed, the color yellow, and lover of The Real Housewives of Atlanta! LOLLLLL 🤪 #JimmyJeb2024 #StayQuirky #LiveLaughLove

OMG! Do you see that realtor! I think that's Teresa Smith-Brooks! She's great!!! LOLLLLL

by TSB_101 May 23, 2021

Teresa

If you ever meet a girl named Teresa, marry her immediately. She will be the love of your life. Teresa is perfect.

I think I like Teresa

by LocalBedwarsCarry June 29, 2021

Teresa Fidlago

A bullshit rumor spread around the internet, most commonly by those at the age of 12. Essentially a bunch of crap used for clicks

12 Year Old: Hi my name is Teresa Fidlago I died 27 years year
David: Shut up, thats just A Bullshit Rumor

by Teresa Fidlago December 4, 2021