fossil tits

A pair of tits that have hardened cum/semen on them, which gives them a fossilized look.

Andy: "Did you pull out last night?"
Paul: "Yeah, i didn't know where it landed, until i saw Holly had some fossil tits in the morning, haha!"

by Dr.Pepper'sAssistant December 9, 2012

Ghost tits

Tits where the areola and nipple are the same color, tone and/or shade as the rest of the tit giving the effect that they aren’t there.

Greg: How was your date last night?
Louis: I couldn’t finish she has ghost tits.

by iamanthonydean July 14, 2020

Troposphere Tits

The thinnest tits you will ever see. From the side profile all you see is what looks like a slice of sandwich ham with a blister on it

Somebody put the wrong type of air in those titties. I'm afraid they are troposphere tits. Fetch the foot pump

by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

Tommy Tough Tits

someone who is acting big and strong, but everyone knows they would get their ass kicked

Mike: I'm gonna kick that guys ass if he says another word to me.
Random person: Wooh, cool down there Tommy Tough Tits.

by niuhuskie November 27, 2007

Shit on my tits!

An exclamation of surprise/dismay.

Shit on my tits!
Well, shit on my tits Ronald; Rinsey's pissed on the couch again!
or...
Shit on my fucking titbags, I think Rinsey's having puppies!!!

by Pearly Secreations October 6, 2006

useless as tits on a boar hog

Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.

Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

Oh My Tits

A variation of oh my god, but with emphasis on breasts. Best efficient use of the word is when your in great shock.

I went into an elevator and met some women with very firm and nicely shaped breast. This type of situation just screams, Oh My TITS!!

by Sang Van Phung November 5, 2006