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happy slapping

Pastime of intellectually-challenged youngsters from the 'street'. In large groups, they wander the realms of public transport, slapping the faces of unsuspecting members of the public and recording it for posterity on their camera-phones to show to their mates at 'skool'. They are usually black in colour, and under the delusion that they are the miniature London version of the US rapper 50 cent. Laughingly calling themselves G-Unit, or Terror Squad, they pounce without warning.
Try to arm yourself in anticipation of such an attack while travelling on any kind of public transport, and if you are unfortunate enough to be targeted by these ignorant morons, try and kill at least one of them in order to cleanse the human race.
by spade January 18, 2005
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scraping

1. A black hat SEO spam technique in which the spammer plagiarizes content from other web sites to put content that's popular with search engines on his own site, often for the purpose of selling advertising back to the ijit search engines. Also used as a Google bowling technique to get competing web sites labeled as SEO spam.

2. Fighting.

3. Beating up someone.

4. Living in poverty.
1. Google eventually wises up to each new SEO spamming technique, so scraping will eventually get you banned.

2. Evrabody be Kung Fu Scraping! (Sung just as badly as it's worded.)

3. When I get done scraping him, his mama will have to finish scraping him off the floor.

4. They were just scraping by.
by Downstrike December 28, 2005
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Scraping

After proving unsuccessful in numerous attempts to pick up an attractive woman, moving on to the woman of lesser quality with the sole purpose of sleeping with them. "Scraping" is a last resort and is only to be attempted when all other options have been exhausted.
"Hey, this place is about to close I'm about to go scrape these two fat chicks over there for us"

"I'm not having any luck with all the bitches in this club tonight, time to do some last minute scraping"
by CBass151 September 14, 2011
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Slapping scrotums

When a man inserts his penis into the rectum of another gentleman, the two scrotums (scrota?) come into contact. As the intercourse intensifies, the scrotums will make a distinctive slapping sound. Umm, at least that's what I've heard. I read about it once, honestly.
Buck: So are you and Carl dating or what?
Ned: Nah, we just slapped scrotums a few times.
by Trevor Alexander July 27, 2004
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Fish Slapping

When a guy is giving a girl oral sex and shakes his face back and forth in her vagina
"She got pretty pissed when I started fish slapping her"
by Juggs April 22, 2006
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happy slapping

Something that you'd think was unimaginable.
A 'Past-time' of gangs of complete idiots who go out and randomly hit/assault/rape people while recording it on their mobile phones, then distribute the video to otherpeople with camera phones.
These people are complete fuckwits that need eradicating from the face of the earth. No one should ever do anything like that to another human being. People like this should be shot so the likes of them will not plague the earth again.
(that happened)

My mate was 'Happy Slapped' when we were all in the park once. He was on his way home, and some random chav walked up to him and hit him while his mate taped it. My friend had to have stitches in his gum as the punch ripped the skin apart inside his mouth to the point that he could get his finger all the way up through his cheek...
by Hiuki July 27, 2005
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shralping

shredding,ripping,and crushing all at the same time.
That wave was shralping!!!
by pookie1 March 13, 2008
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