October 25th is not National Kick Tall People Day, in fact it's National Stomp on Short people Day. On this day you get to stomp on your short friends.
"Hey, it's October 25th. You know what that means! It's National Stomp on Short People Day!"
*stomps on his short friend*
*stomps on his short friend*
by thlying October 22, 2020
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A horizontally challenged bus that people have become accustomed to watching pick up developmentally challenged children and adults. Cleverly worked into an insult when someone does something stupid.
"What the hell are you doing pissing on my rug? I didn't see a short bus outside"
"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."
"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 27, 2004
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Sheri: K.
(More words that could be used are: Mhm; Sure; Idk; Cool; K; Yeah; Idc; and so on.)
Short with someone-
Being rude by one wording a person, sort of implying to end the conversation.
Sheri: K.
(More words that could be used are: Mhm; Sure; Idk; Cool; K; Yeah; Idc; and so on.)
Short with someone-
Being rude by one wording a person, sort of implying to end the conversation.
by Kate Good October 24, 2015
Get the short with someone mug.A supervisor or leadership personality that is obviously ineffective in their work, management or duties. Usually they must micromanage, pester and hold your hand through any process, effectively slowing everything down.
Jeff: "Man, Captain Shortbus has really been riding me."
Brett: "That sucks, was he standing over your shoulder directing everything you were doing again?"
Jeff: "Yeah, it took hours to get the simplest of things done."
Brett: "That sucks, was he standing over your shoulder directing everything you were doing again?"
Jeff: "Yeah, it took hours to get the simplest of things done."
by vfsexy1 April 17, 2010
Get the Captain Shortbus mug.A phrase describing the process of eliminating the silly extraneous nonsense, and delivering only the good stuff, that's long story short.
by ElCommissioner August 12, 2018
Get the Long Story Short mug.When a person wears trousers that are just a bit too short, so you can see his legs when either standing up or sitting down.
by Mrt1993 June 13, 2007
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