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home shopping network

Peg Bundy's favorite place to shop.
by Anonymous June 20, 2003
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wife swapping

Recreational sexual intercourse or sexual activity between 2 or more married couples where the wives becomes the "temporary" sex partners of the husband of the other wife.
Kevin and Rita are married. Tonight they met with another married couple John and Kathy. The couples did some wife swapping. So John had sex with Rita and Kathy fucked Kevin.
by Taddy January 23, 2005
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floor shopping

Searching for spilled/dropped drugs on the floor.

May be a leisurely pass-time amongst pot-heads, and can appear to be an obsessive compulsive disorder for cocaine users; the extent to which it is an enjoyable and fruitful activity is dependent on both the drug and the circumstances.

Less frequently, "window shopping," which is often more in line with the tendency to get nothing.

See also the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers strip in which Phineas constructs a home drug recycling machine with which to sort out the sweepings from the Freak Bros' rug.
You know things are dry when even the dealer's going floor shopping.
by K.M. Mennie August 29, 2006
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cum swapping

two chicks exchanging a cumshot
He came in her mouth and she cum- swapped the load in her friend's mouth
by The Problem Solver June 22, 2004
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anal sex shopping list

A list of items needed to be purchased at the grocery store and hardware store before attempting some of the ridiculously asenine sex acts described in Urban Dictionary.
According to the Urban Dictionary,we'll need a quart of Rocky Road ice cream,an avacado,and a toilet plunger to perform the Peruvian Plumber.We better make an anal sex shopping list.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
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Shopping for Haggars with LBJ

Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.
"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."
by wowie2010 April 13, 2010
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sloppy shopping seconds

When a person goes shopping with one person, then goes shopping immediately after with a third person but has no interest in buying or looking at anything because they were all shopped out from the first trip.
Stephen went shopping with his nasty ex girlfriend for five hours, and his friend Shane got his sloppy shopping seconds for about 45 minutes before he quit.
by Chika March 30, 2010
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