Shizer

A german porno when the female shits on the males chest or visa versa...as seen expertly in the Laura G. Shizer Video

"U know man, like the Shizer Video mats mom is in"

by Bob G. September 19, 2004

Swiper

A person who gives head.

Aye beat, you see that girl over there? She is a swiper.

by ExertOne June 1, 2007

Slizer

someone who acts as if they've got a large round object rammed up thier arse

dude, this dude is a slizer
this slizer is no dude, dude

by zeriod November 30, 2003

Swiger

Human being dressed as a tiger who has a lot of swag

- Wow, he looks like a tiger and he has a lot of swag.
o He's a swiger!

by don't you know i'm loco? June 14, 2014

Swiper

One who steals and does shady things.

Felicia is a swiper, she stole things from Knott's Berry Farm and got arrested.

by Queenofthehood May 2, 2010

Swiners

People who think every time there is bird flu, swine flu, peanut flu or "what is today's flu", they will catch it or if they have a slight cough or cream their pants, they are infected. Swiners played hooky the day hand washing or prepping your food correctly was taught.

J- "Yo did you hear on the news there is a cat flu going around and I was sick all night. I think I have it and will die!!"

T- "Dude.. you sound like all the other swiners out there. Wash your hands and chill!"

by Sir Wabbit April 30, 2009

Switzersex

Someone who remains neutral in a sexual nature while everyone else takes part in sex... does not have to be an orgy... everyone else can be doing their own thing... with a partner

I'm so unpopular with the opposite sex I am having switzersex

by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017