Ass Swipe

Said of an individual so below one's contempt that they are judged by the beholder as underserving of a slur that might evoke the dignity of three-dimensions -- e.g., "you piece of shit". Instead, it has been appraised that such an individual is best described in two dimensions, by way of evoking the spread of fecal material on some purpose designed or improvised substrate, directly from one's rectal orifice, with an aim of transferring a maximum of said recently extruded fecal material to said substrate at completion of the act of defecation. The resulting fecal material-laden substrate provides an indicator of success in the mundane act wiping one's bum, and is thus appropriately given the name "ass swipe". This concept evolved linguistically to be used figuratively for derogatory and defaming effect on the intended target of this label.

1. Observing his behavior over time, I feel at a loss to fathom just how contemptible Joe is. What a piece of shit! No, that's way too generous. Joe's a fucking ass swipe.

2. How do you feel now, ass swipe, laying in your own blood after I kicked your face in?

3. That ass swipe didn't even have the balls to come up and tell me to my face!

by Lambda70 April 25, 2021

Back swipe

To have sex with someone you previously had sex with (no matter the time passed)

I had to back swipe with Desire’!
So did you back swipe your ex?!?

by DJ904 April 5, 2019

anxiety swiping

an anxiety swipe is when you start getting nervous about a guy/girl that you're seeing or talking to.... so you go on your dating app of choice and swipe through numerous humans just to distract yourself.

I'm not sure how its going with Ryan so I went on Bumble and started anxiety swiping.

by therambler1327 January 6, 2019

Swipe-Righter

A Tinder Application user who indiscriminately swipes right no matter what.

Jerry participates in swipe-righting as he sits with friends at the bar after work. Jerry is a swipe-righter because he engages in interpersonal conversation while he indiscriminately swipes right on Tinder without looking at the application. Jerry is know by his friends and associates to use the Tinder Application as swipe-righter

by Plbob October 25, 2018

Suicide swiping

The approach to tinder that consists on swiping right on everyone and everything out of desperation

Person1: so Mike got 20 matches on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: yeah, but he's been suicide swiping. You should see some of the grenades he matched with.

by chirimoyalover May 27, 2020

swipe game

is lit

i want to die, gimme dat swipe game niqqA

by SUDOKUCIDAL November 21, 2016

Condom Swipe

The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.

(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.

by Dusty Ballz October 19, 2010