A guy that looks "sweet".kinda like a pretty boi(jus better;) It is mostly used to describe african american guy(between ages 16-26)That have fashion sense aswell as looks follwed by good character(unlike pretty boys there all about them selves)
by Top a Top April 8, 2009
Get the Sweeter man mug.A hideous article of clothing, received from relatives who don't like you. It's origins are ancient and were initiated to punish kids who wouldn't eat their spinach. The relative always had a horrifying affliction Ie: (mustached aunt) .
In recent years, the grown victims, have turned the tables, with the ugly sweater contest. the once feared object that was used to force you into submission, is now coveted party gear, that wins $ and prizes.
The word "sweater" is used loosely, as vests, turtlenecks, and various accessories are equally acceptable.
Warnings: 1. Safety first! When dressing for an ugly sweater contest, please remember to cover the thing from view, while in public. A truly hideous sweater, gets noticed, and could cause an accident. 2. Beware of bait and switch tactics. Bosses will sometimes lure innocent employees into attending dreadful office parties, by using using a sweater contest as bait. When the victim arrives, they find the so called "contest" is a ruse, and the "fabulous prizes" consist of A: unpaid overtime, labeled as "lunch with the boss" B: a desk calendar, with the dates filled in, C: a grotesque statue, made from two paperclips, an orange rubber band, and something that looks suspiciously like belly button lint. D: a stale fruitcake.
To avoid this, demand a flyer beforehand. The prizes should be listed, and the flyer MUST contain the managers signature at the bottom, or they will try to weasel out of it.
In recent years, the grown victims, have turned the tables, with the ugly sweater contest. the once feared object that was used to force you into submission, is now coveted party gear, that wins $ and prizes.
The word "sweater" is used loosely, as vests, turtlenecks, and various accessories are equally acceptable.
Warnings: 1. Safety first! When dressing for an ugly sweater contest, please remember to cover the thing from view, while in public. A truly hideous sweater, gets noticed, and could cause an accident. 2. Beware of bait and switch tactics. Bosses will sometimes lure innocent employees into attending dreadful office parties, by using using a sweater contest as bait. When the victim arrives, they find the so called "contest" is a ruse, and the "fabulous prizes" consist of A: unpaid overtime, labeled as "lunch with the boss" B: a desk calendar, with the dates filled in, C: a grotesque statue, made from two paperclips, an orange rubber band, and something that looks suspiciously like belly button lint. D: a stale fruitcake.
To avoid this, demand a flyer beforehand. The prizes should be listed, and the flyer MUST contain the managers signature at the bottom, or they will try to weasel out of it.
Kid:
"Oh crap! Here comes Aunt Mildred! Please help me! She has an Ugly Christmas Sweater for me, I just know it! I promise I'll be good...don't make me wear it..."
Parent:
"Watch your mouth! I'm sure it is a perfectly lovely sweater, and you will put it on immediately, so we can take our annual family photo for the newsletter. Now answer the door, and give Aunt Mildred a big hug and kiss".
"Oh crap! Here comes Aunt Mildred! Please help me! She has an Ugly Christmas Sweater for me, I just know it! I promise I'll be good...don't make me wear it..."
Parent:
"Watch your mouth! I'm sure it is a perfectly lovely sweater, and you will put it on immediately, so we can take our annual family photo for the newsletter. Now answer the door, and give Aunt Mildred a big hug and kiss".
by Vixen333 December 16, 2011
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An article of clothing often worn by 'rediculously' good looking teachers that make them somehow even better looking.
by The students November 5, 2008
Get the sweatervest mug.a fun way to say sister, it is something for close sisters who love each other to tell each other and know that it is only theres.
by caitieboo October 17, 2006
Get the seester mug.Is a term that describes two non biological sisters who have been switched at birth. Most swisters are unaware that they are with the wrong family until they learn the devasting news that their whole life is a lie.
Mom: why is my baby so ugly? She doesn't even resemble me.
Twenty years later.....
Mom: I got a DNA test and my daughter isn't actually my daughter. They've been switched at birth.
A few months later...
Mom: my real daughter is actually uglier than her swister. That means
I'm ugly too. My life is ruined :(
Real daughter: my real mom! She's so ugly. Wait I'm ugly too. But I'm
swisters with someone
Twenty years later.....
Mom: I got a DNA test and my daughter isn't actually my daughter. They've been switched at birth.
A few months later...
Mom: my real daughter is actually uglier than her swister. That means
I'm ugly too. My life is ruined :(
Real daughter: my real mom! She's so ugly. Wait I'm ugly too. But I'm
swisters with someone
by Julio_Manchester May 14, 2009
Get the Swisters mug.guy 1: check out juggy mcbigjugs over there eh!
guy 2: yep, dems some sweater cows up in here boy, yessiree mother fucka
guy 2: yep, dems some sweater cows up in here boy, yessiree mother fucka
by juggy mcnippleton April 10, 2011
Get the Sweater Cows mug.Craig: Wow that Kiersten can really fill out a Sweater if you know what I mean!
Chad: Yeah kinda like Jim in a speedo wow he has such an amazing cock!
Craig : Dude why would you bring that up?
Chad: Cause I like Jim's big cock!
Craig: Dude your sick!
Chad: Yeah kinda like Jim in a speedo wow he has such an amazing cock!
Craig : Dude why would you bring that up?
Chad: Cause I like Jim's big cock!
Craig: Dude your sick!
by SlopNChop February 8, 2017
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