A girl on her knees symmetrically jerking a cock in each hand. The motion resembles the flapping of a sweaty pelican followed by a screaching plea for "caaaawk!"
Grasping two mackerel sized cocks, one in each hand, the Sweaty Pelican at once felt satiated in her natural environment and cried "caaawk!"
by mackarelcock October 18, 2013
Get the sweaty pelican mug.A fat, greasy, sweaty perv/pedo found hanging around schools, playgrounds and McDonald’s. Usually smells of cheese, is unshaven and breaths heavy due to weight and years of chain smoking.
Check out sweaty pork over there on the bench. Watch your kid.
We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.
My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.
We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.
My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
Get the Sweaty Pork mug.An absolute sweat at the video game Fortnite. Literally edits 53 things in a matter of 2 seconds. I can imagine his motto is 'who needs family when u have Fortnite'. If u ever run into the rare species of a Sweaty Aston aka Phantom Ashy, then u are about to get edit coursed on
by ventron500 June 14, 2020
Get the Sweaty Ashton mug.Taking the easy option when playing football, either in real life or gaming (i.e Fifa) by making a short pass along the ground for a tap-in goal, rather than having some decency and trying to beat the keeper with a shot.
by yorkshiresteve November 22, 2022
Get the Sweaty Morton mug.The act of wanking to the beat of rap god and snorting cocaine off your step-Gammy’s sweaty ass crack
by DirtyGoblinReceiver69 December 14, 2019
Get the Sweaty Wanker mug.You have had a long day and your junk is sweating. Your roommate has also had a long day and just passed out in the recliner. Simply drop your pants and put your balls in his eye sockets and your cock over his nose. He/she will resemble squidward from spongebob. (Google it if you do not know who he is)
by Mr. Bobby J. Light April 29, 2010
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-“a tequila shot with a clam back”
Bartender: “Oh, you mean a Sweaty Mexican.”
-“a tequila shot with a clam back”
Bartender: “Oh, you mean a Sweaty Mexican.”
by All about Thelma September 20, 2019
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