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sweaty pelican

A girl on her knees symmetrically jerking a cock in each hand. The motion resembles the flapping of a sweaty pelican followed by a screaching plea for "caaaawk!"
Grasping two mackerel sized cocks, one in each hand, the Sweaty Pelican at once felt satiated in her natural environment and cried "caaawk!"
by mackarelcock October 18, 2013
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Sweaty Pork

A fat, greasy, sweaty perv/pedo found hanging around schools, playgrounds and McDonald’s. Usually smells of cheese, is unshaven and breaths heavy due to weight and years of chain smoking.
Check out sweaty pork over there on the bench. Watch your kid.

We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.

My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
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Sweaty Ashton

An absolute sweat at the video game Fortnite. Literally edits 53 things in a matter of 2 seconds. I can imagine his motto is 'who needs family when u have Fortnite'. If u ever run into the rare species of a Sweaty Aston aka Phantom Ashy, then u are about to get edit coursed on
Guy 1: Who is that guy sweating his piece off
Guy 2: Oh, that is Sweaty Ashton
by ventron500 June 14, 2020
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Sweaty Morton

Taking the easy option when playing football, either in real life or gaming (i.e Fifa) by making a short pass along the ground for a tap-in goal, rather than having some decency and trying to beat the keeper with a shot.
Typical, another "Sweaty Morton" goal
by yorkshiresteve November 22, 2022
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Sweaty Wanker

The act of wanking to the beat of rap god and snorting cocaine off your step-Gammy’s sweaty ass crack
Damn bro I heard you were at your Gam Gam’s house doing a sweaty wanker.
by DirtyGoblinReceiver69 December 14, 2019
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Sweaty Squidward

You have had a long day and your junk is sweating. Your roommate has also had a long day and just passed out in the recliner. Simply drop your pants and put your balls in his eye sockets and your cock over his nose. He/she will resemble squidward from spongebob. (Google it if you do not know who he is)
Dude! Look Jared is giving Ethan a sweaty squidward!
by Mr. Bobby J. Light April 29, 2010
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Sweaty Mexican

Tequila shot with a Clamato back
Bartender: “what kind of shot would you like?”
-“a tequila shot with a clam back”
Bartender: “Oh, you mean a Sweaty Mexican.”
by All about Thelma September 20, 2019
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