swear like a sailor

Someone who swears a lot, like in every single sentence

Person 1: Hey nigga, wanna fucking hang out today?
Person 2: Dude, language! You swear like a sailor
Person 1: Fuck god damn shit cunt ass! Sorry bro

by Mr. Dickinson January 07, 2018

I swear to Google

If in an argument Danny says I swear to google he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

If in an argument Danny says "I swear to Google" he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

by Dannyplv702 January 10, 2012

non-offensive swears

Oh Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuu..........nnnnnn!

Miss Goody2Shoes to Friend - "How naughty was that giggle giggle?"

by MissM June 30, 2005

non-offensive swears

What people too religious to swear say.

He insulted her with non-offenisve swears.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I am a very religious person and I will tell you that I will swear."

by Katie October 06, 2003

pinkie swear

a fake pinky swear.

I pinkie swear that I am superman.

by -jonny newberry October 24, 2005

Lax Bro Swear

A swear made to be broken.

Jim: I lax bro sweared i wouldn't tell though
Tim: Oh that doesn't matter don't you know what a lax bro swear is?
Jim: OH YA! I forgot

by tim=him November 19, 2010

Swear on the dog's life

A phrase used to easily coerce a confession from a guilty child.

"Timmy, did you break the vase?"
"No."
"Do you swear on the dog's life?"
"I broke the vase."

by GoYouOneMore November 28, 2012