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Swearing

Something adults say all the time, but all hell breaks loose when kids do it. An example of acceptable hypocrisy.
Adult: Hey guys, this is fucking good!
Kid: Yeah I love it, this is the shit!

Adult: Language kid!!!
Kid: But you guys swear all the time. For fucks sake Swearing is not the end of the world!
by Chalko3 January 9, 2021
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Jamie-Lynn Spears

Karen got knocked up? That's so Jamie-Lynn Spears of her.
by Kate Daudell January 7, 2008
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sweatshirt booger

A lint ball that forms on a sweatshirt. They often form in clumps.
In an effort to annoy her, Linda picked one of the sweatshirt boogers from her sleeve, reached over and put it on Rona's leg.
by Heather R January 4, 2009
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twin swear

1. Coined by college students P&S in honor of the popular belief that everybody has a twin somewhere.

2. The promise takes precedence of any other form of promise such as mother or God or the pinky. It protects the sanctity of mothers and of God so as not to desecrate these magnanimous personalities.

3. Replaces all other forms of swears with the unknown twin - one that you would wish to meet some day, and upon whom you would never wish ill.
by P&S July 21, 2006
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Dinky Swear

When two males want to enter into the deepest of the deepest promises that is so serious that it has come to this level. They wrap their penis’s around each other much similar to one would their pinky’s. They then make the promise that whatever needs to be done is done. The face to face proximity and the wrapping of the genitalia let’s each other know that this indeed is a grave promise.
Devon, are you sure Eric will come through for us?
Believe me Hunter, we did a Dinky Swear, you don’t go back on that
by Coop0345 May 12, 2020
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Fruit Sweats

When you get sweaty whenever you come in contact with fruit.
Person 1: Bro why are you soaking wet?!
Person 2: Sorry I never got to tell you but I have the WORST FRUIT SWEATS— and you eating the entire strawberry plant with a fork and knife doesn’t help me!!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
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Earl Sweatshirt

“Have you heard Earl Sweatshirt’s album “doris” it’s really good
by riot!byearlsweatshirt April 11, 2021
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