by McPhie April 17, 2011

by Nigga foods January 12, 2021

When some basic white girl posts a picture of sushi to show how exotic she is even though it’s just a fuckin California roll.
by Therealjit October 10, 2018

The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked BlackBerry into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.
"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got BlackBerry sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."
by FitofPeak September 19, 2012

When something is almost as good as the real thing, but is definitely, noticeably NOT the real thing. Something that's definitely not bad, but only good enough to get that fix when you don't have time and/or money for the authentic version. Not to be confused with "Gas station sushi" which is a joke in and of itself.
I really want a BMW, but they're too expensive. So I got this VW which is like the Wegman's Sushi of BMW.
by Justsomerandodude August 8, 2019

by Jrread123 September 3, 2014

by El_chopo April 21, 2021
