Strusan Susan

A Strusan Susan is someone who commonly whores him or herself out to random civilians. Strusan Susans can often be found hiding in dark places, or in the kitchen, baking up a sweet batch of chocolate-y goodness.

"That Strusan Susan was getting a little too friendly with those freshmen."
"At least she makes good brownies."

by the other q November 22, 2011

Social Susan

A prostitute. A woman who enjoys the company of several men, especially if there's money involved.

"Did you see Mike's new wife flirting with those strangers?"
"Yeah, everyone knows she's a Social Susan"

by Vahnis February 17, 2019

Risky Susan

A sexual manuver usually preformed with spite. First, one jams their hand in the womans mouth and procedes to punch her in the stomach while screaming his/her own name.

I pulled a risky susan on Patrick last night because he rattlesnaked my bed.

by Con-Artist March 9, 2005

MSNBC Susan

White, liberal, suburban moms who became MSNBC junkies during the Trump administration.

Wow all those MSNBC Susan’s loved Biden’s inaugural address

by BandoIsBad January 24, 2021

Susana

The most beautiful you will ever meet she can make you happier with one smile. You are the luckiest guy in the world if you have a Susana they are funny, caring, nice, and I can't stress this enough the most beautiful person you will ever meet. You will never get over her

I met a susana i am so lucky

by Juunder March 29, 2020

Lazy Susan

A Susan who is so lazy that she doesn’t wipe her own rear end, leaves used bath water in the tub for years, lets farm animals live and crap inside, can’t reach around to use her seatbelt or buckle in the kids, and has to move houses every 5 years because the old one has just collapsed into a shit hole, and wears a mumu shirt inside out so she doesn’t have to wash it.

Me: “Why does it smell like shit?”
Also me: “Lazy Susan must have walked by”

by Dena123 December 30, 2019

Pregnant Susan

noun: a generic term for a person who has an awkwardly placed adipose deposit on their lower stomach, as to simulate a pregnancy; a generic term for a girl who is just plain fat; a pejorative term for a person who is acting like a fatty

Cole: "I feel like such a jerk. I just asked that lady when she was due and she turned out to be a pregnant susan."

A.J: "Hey look guys, we can go eat at that table by the window."
Sheila: "Oh, it looks like there's somebody there."
A.J: "Well, that's okay we can go eat with them."
Juanes: "Oh HELL NO. Look at those flabby chins. No way am I eating dinner next to a pregnant susan."

Alexis: "You guys really want to take the subway seven blocks? Stop being a bunch of pregnant susans, we can all manage to walk that far."

by The Queen of Lichtenstein January 15, 2010