Surfer

A surfer, as it would seem to me, is just someone who enjoys surfing,who loves the feeling of riding the last set,Who doesn't give a shit about "posers".Who cares who poses as what?

A surfer would not give a fuck what others think or pose as.

by Katy360 April 20, 2006

Alaskan Surfer

While getting your dick sucked next to a flight of stairs, as you're about to jizz, pull her back and jizz in her face -- thus making her Alaskan -- then push her on her stomach and ride her down the stairs -- like you're surfing.

He gave Senora Welborn an Alaskan Surfer, and she proceeded to never speaking to him again.

by SMILLL March 26, 2009

sofa surfer

Homeless person, not quite outcast enough to have resorted to sleeping under bridges, prefering instead to use up the hospitality of everyone they know in turn.

Does X live here to?
No, he's just a sofa surfer.

by Miranda The Mosher March 21, 2004

surgery

When surgeons did this kind of procedure, they will do one or more of the following:
Remove something ( a sick body part)
suture
cut open your body

Before the procedure, the doctor will give you anesthesia.

This patient has never undergone a surgery

by Shendy1 November 17, 2009

surfer

A rare form of the homo sapien. Rarely found, nearly extinct. Supposedly inhabits the coastlines of North America and Hawaii.

Beware of the many impersonators of this rare organism. There are at least 10 impersonating posers for every 1 authentic surfer.

Fuckin' posers ruin this fuckin' sport, wheres Dora when you need him.

by Dylan Hamilton April 4, 2005

surfer boy shit

A shit so clean that you don't need to wipe. You do however wipe your ass once, but only to show interested onlookers that there is no residue.

After Johnny boy took a surfer boy shit he threw the clean TP in some bitch's face.

by John Doe22 December 18, 2011

silver surfer

A sex position where you have the Mrs in doggy style (ass up face down) and you mount her from behind on your knees and swing one of your feet over her shoulder and put it on her head / face (bare foot) and you grab both her arms and hold them while you put weight on the side of her face with your foot and the other knee. Next begin thrusting deep inside her.

Dude; "hey buddy you know that chick I took home last night"

Buddy; "ya dude, what happened?"
Dude; " I did the silver surfer to her last night"

Buddy; " awesome dude"
Dude; " ya she loved it"

by mak6 May 4, 2011