Spring Spheres

The new, politically-correct way to say "Easter Eggs." Coined by an unnamed Seattle area elementary school so people's precious little snowflakes won't be inundated with Christian references for our annual traditions.

1. The children were very disappointed that we went to the park to look for Spring Spheres but only found Easter Eggs.

2. Julie's mom was happy to bring Spring Spheres to the PTA meeting. It was too bad that nobody knew what the hell they were.

by realmccoy420 May 2, 2011

Banner Elk Suprise

The Banner Elk Suprise is preformed when a man is having sex with a woman doggy style and then places his thumbs together with the nails facing each other. Then the man places the thumbs in the womans anus while spreading the remaining fingers apart to resemble the antlers of an elk.
This act was made famous by a few great men in Banner Elk North Carolina

After a romantic trip to the mountain town of Banner Elk Don gave his girlfriend Peggy the Banner Elk Suprise so that she would always remember the great times they had.

by Neil Sleight August 30, 2008

spring breakable

a chick that you hook up with on spring break that you would not normally under regular circumstances.

"Hey is that girl hot?" "kinda but she is definitely spring breakable"

by ukfan00001 September 6, 2007

spring break snap

The type of sound, feel, and vibe created by this class of snaps. This type of snap is very different and unique opposed to other seasons of the year. The amount of moisture and humidity in the atmosphere on the stratosphere creates this snap. When you have your fingers propped and ready to execute a spring break snap, you can feel a bit of looseness in you fingers and slippieness because of the heat of spring coming on. The origin of "Spring Break Snap"("Spring") is also because of the heat and temperature level outside. If it wasnt during the spring break, (April 22nd- 27th) then it would have to much moisture and it would be very shallow of a snap. To hear what a spring break snap sound like, visit my youtube channel which consists of proffesinal snappers which specialize in the one and only " Spring Break Snap".

Holy Shit!!! That was one hell of a Spring Break Snap there Trevor!!!!
I know it was you dumbfuck..... I bet you cannot beat me at blablablablablah

by Y0ur Motherrrrrr June 26, 2010

Cold spring harbor

Cold Spring Harbor: The breeding ground for lindsay lohan, Wally szczerbiak, Billy Joel, John Lennon(mid 1970-1980,Meg Whitman (ceo of ebay) James D. Watson(founder of the Watson Crick DNA model) and plenty more to come... the high school is a lacrosse powerhouse

Cold Spring Harbor loves dennis bon

by anonymous1456 April 18, 2006

P in da Butt Suprise

To fuck a bitch in the ass and slam her head on the the bed frame causing it to fracture, then buying her a helmet for christmas

did you here mrs culnen got a P in da Butt Suprise

by culnen January 9, 2009

Optometrist Suprise

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

by Johnny Starizzle March 29, 2005