Superman dat hoe

When with a girl and you don't get any actiion, you wait until she falls asleep, jack off onto her back so when he rolls over the sheet sticks to her back giving her a cape. Most people know of this term from Soulja Boy's crank dat song.

Watch me superman dat hoe.
Yo, Billy did you get any last night? Nahh but I supermaned dat hoe.

by BS19 April 9, 2009

Superfacial

When three or more men masturbate onto a woman’s face. Way more than the normal facial.

Man 1: She can’t see a thing, let’s leave before she asks for money.
Man 2: Can anyone tell if she’s breathing?
Man 3: That was some Superfacial, biach!!
Man 4: Are you OK Ma’am?
Woman: I wish you would address me a Senator! I worked very hard for that title.

by Conservenative July 9, 2009

Superman

A man who thinks he's indistructable, and has a habit of rescuing damsels in distress. Hes funny, smart, fun, and easy on the eyes. He also has had my heart since day one. His story touched me, and I owe him my life too. He is nothing short of amazing.

"Superman, if you are reading this, this is the closest you'll get to me saying this aloud right now, but I love you. Love always, Queen Mari :)"

by texasgirl:) July 25, 2018

Sneaky Superman

When your lover is asleep, you cum on the back of their neck and then press the bed sheet there. Let dry for 20 minutes. Wake them up and see their cape fly.

sneaky superman

by Shandrew August 3, 2008

Superman

To change clothes really fast.

Person 1: Shoot. I'm late for work.

Person 2: You're not even dressed yet!

Person 1: Yea.. I'm gonna have to superman it and fly.

by Laroon November 27, 2010

superman the hoe

when you gving it from the back, and youre about to bust a nut, pull it out, squirt it alllllll over her back. then roll that hoe over stickin her to the sheets.

watch me crank and watch me roll, watch me crank that soulja boi then SUPERMAN THE HOEEEEE.
supersoak that hoe.

by sierra and rayne XD December 16, 2007

Superman

When a guy cums on a girl's back while she sleeps and then sticks a cape (blanket) on her back, thus making her superman. Men usually do this because they are pissed at the girl for some reason.

Used in the AIDS filled song of "Crank that Soulja Boy"

Dude, I totally supermanned my girlfriend last night because she wouldn't blow me.

by BobGre January 11, 2008