Suprise Bath

Suprising Someone In Bath Form

1. When someone is taking a bath and you proceed to cannon ball into the bathtub shouting suprise bath. Then you walk you walk out like nothing happened

2. When someone is taking a mean ol' shit you start filling up the bath and sit there like they are not even there.

by SupriseBath August 19, 2013

Submissional Messaging

little almost unnoticeable things someone would say to indicate they are into some crazy dominating shit in the bedroom that you wouldn't peg as red flags until after the fact.

Ana: "I mean, it was a suspect, at dinner I ordered the spaghetti but then Christian ordered me 'the beef tip and hot sticky buns'"
Megan: "You should've seen that one coming, total submissional messaging"

by moreritz January 20, 2015

sunrise suprise

After a night of heavy drinking and a random hookup, you may wake up to a sunrise surprise. A sunrise surprise is when the girl you hooked up with shits on your pillow and leaves before you wake up.

Suddenly I woke up to what remained of the girl I hooked up with. It wasn't her bra or her number, but a large sunrise suprise on my pillow.

by Fckrtnthpssy July 13, 2016

Sunrise Meats

Sunrise Meats is when you get a boner in the morning where sunrise is morning and meats is your dick

Yo what do they call when your dick gets hard in the morning?
Its called sunrise meats

by oof.exe February 13, 2020

Eastern Sunrise

When a woman passes out at a party and you masturbate into her ear, but than put yellow mustard in teh shape of a sun on her forehead... When she wakes up she'll be too worried about the mustard on her forehead to even bother thinking that maybe she has splooge in her ear canal

Friend1:"Omg!! Did you hear Monica yelling this morning about the mustard on her forehead"

Friend2:"Haha yeah she has no idea I gave her the eastern sunrise"

by LikeYouNeverDidIt May 27, 2009

Sausage Sunrise

Morning wood.

I woke up to a Sausage Sunrise.

by kordes August 10, 2009

diarrhea suprise

When you think a fart building up.However,when released,you quickly realize it is not only a fart.You must always suck it up until reaching a restroom,though sometimes you may be too late,and diarrhea leaks into your pants,making your underwear wet and disgusting.I quickly learned this during my vacation in Chicago,inside a Jareds galleria of jewelry with my mother.

I got a huge fart coming on.
Im not sure that would be wise,we did just stop by panda express.It could be diarrhea suprise.

by helpful tipper May 6, 2011