Rock and Roll music that is typically provided to commercial producers either royalty free or extremely cheap to produce. Notable for its cheesy quality and generic likeness to other Stock Rock songs found in varying commercials. Used by marketing to add an "impacting" or "badass" quality to the commercial, typically to questionable effect.
I get that this commercial is trying to sound badass, but I cannot take the Stock Rock music seriously.
by There Are No Pseudonyms June 3, 2017
Get the Stock Rockmug. A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.
Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019
Get the Shorting a Stockmug. When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise
Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!
by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017
Get the jizz stockingmug. A meal that is composed of various components found in your kitchen put together when substantial ingredients for a full cooked meal are absent. Such as canned sardines, various fruits, crusts of bread, bottled olives, cured meats, pâtés, vegetable purées, pickles vegetables, cheeses., or any leftovers. The meal is often served on a platter and is normally served for small social gatherings.
He didn't have piss in his cabienet to slap up for a meal, so he raided his pantry and offered them up tin and stock.
by Salvador Speights May 25, 2008
Get the tin and stockmug. Refers to woman's breast that have not had any surgical operation performed on them that would make them bigger, or on rare occasions, smaller. The original pair of breast. Better than the fake ones.
In a way similar to stock rims on a car. Which are the rims that come with a brand new car when it's manufactured.
In a way similar to stock rims on a car. Which are the rims that come with a brand new car when it's manufactured.
by MrTallyMon August 8, 2012
Get the Stock Boobsmug. by Ms. Erika November 4, 2007
Get the pink stockingmug. George:I got toys and candy in my stocking! What'd you get?
Craig: i got a cumas stocking, fuck you santa......
Craig: i got a cumas stocking, fuck you santa......
by Greenday256 December 15, 2012
Get the Cumas stockingmug.