shelton

hot!!!!

he is soooo shelton

by the opprotunity November 5, 2010

Helter Skelter

Charles Manson's definition: A war between the white and blacks where only one can win (which according to him would be the blacks)

Actual definition: Mass chaos.

Also: A great beatles song.

Helter Skelter is coming down fast

by PainedSorrow August 12, 2005

Stealth brag

To brag about something without putting the emphasis on the brag itself, often in the context of a bigger story.

Joe: So last night after fucking 2 girls I made a cheese sandwich. Do you like sandwiches too? Man I love cheese sandwiches.

Mark: Dude, that's such a stealth brag.

by PJNL March 22, 2010

Stealth mode

One can achieve 'stealth mode' when they are driving in country lanes or poorly lit areas over speeds of 40mph, and then turning all of their lights off, so that they essentially disappear into the darkness, when you are doing this, you are in stealth mode.

Going into stealth mode is highly illegal, extremely dangerous and foolish, but an incredible adrenaline rush.

Going into stealth mode for more than five seconds is almost certainly going to end in a bad way.

Stealth mode is not advisable for drivers who are not experienced or confident.

Driver - "STEALTH MODE ACTIVATED"

Passanger - "OH SH-"

Driver - "STEALTH MODE DE-ACTIVATED"

by Glassybubbles October 19, 2012

skelts

short for the phrase "skeletons in the closet."

"Man, I can't seem to understand this girl I'm dating. It's like she won't trust me."

"She's got a ton of skelts or something."

by erikshmerik July 22, 2009

Sheltercove

Sheltercove a.k.a. Shelterhood is the hoodest and most essential area of Toms River where ever member of Toms River High School East has visited at least once. During the day, you can bike or longboard to this outstanding ghetto bay beach and you get a classy view of Seaside Heights a.k.a. Sleezeside right across it. There's also some real nice jungle gym sets and volleyball courts with the nets and balls always conveniently missing. There's also cracked tennis courts and soccer fields that always flood. There's also an annual Sheltercove Beach "Party" every summer where Bob Marley look-a-likes perform on stage while there's vendors selling shitty food and purses. During the night, it's the area everyone goes to on their boring, useless Friday nights to smoke a boge, get laid, or just chill with friends listening to bullshit music hella loud. It also doubles as the spot to exchange booze or illegal substances, so pigs tend to roam the area. Despite Shelterhood's rough appearances, the kids in Shelterhood are like no other. They are proud motherfuckers who take no one's shit and will defend their home til the death.

- Yo man, nothing's going on tonight. What should we do?
- Chill at Sheltercove I guess.
- Alright sounds good.

-Don't mess with him. He's from Sheltercove.

by Squidney711 April 6, 2011

Selthie

The act of taking a selfie while shitting and puking simultaneously

Person 1: How are you feeling?
Person 2: Terrible. I just took a selthie. It took forever to clean up.

by BusA November 27, 2014