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starbucks twink 

A twink who works as a barista at Starbucks. Typically with a septum piercing. Can be found at every Starbucks as that is a twinks natural habitat. The hottest twinks work at Starbucks.
I just went to get some coffee and there was the cutest Starbucks twink
A nasty coffee chain company that sells the most burnt ass coffee. This is the place you get coffee if you don’t care about losing your tongue.
I had a cup of coffee at Starbucks. It tasted so fucking burnt that I wanted to throw it into a fire.

A Raging Starbucks Cunt 

A Raging Starbucks Cunt is a raging cunt who LIVES at starbucks and typically order's some long named drink and takes pictures of it for instagram.

an example of the drinks there order -> "double chocolate twisty nips gang bang extra S A U C E shit in my grandad's hole latte" An example of "A raging Starbucks Cunt" is the following
charlie: Hey look she's A Raging Starbucks Cunt taking a picture of her drink.

eric: Yeah she's 100% taking that for instagram.

some smart ass: not all ugly thots that take pictures of there double chocolate twisty nips gang bang extra S A U C E shit in my grand dads hole latte's are doing it for instagram.

charlie and eric at the same time: Yes, all of them.

some smart ass: No!

charlie: betcha your life she's on instagram.

some smart ass: sure

Raging Starbucks Cunt: Yeah im on instagram. uwu rawr.

some smart ass: that bet was a joke right? r-r-right??!?!?!?

(gun shots and screams)
Starfucks has such awful coffee! it's expensive and it tastes like sewage.
Starfucks by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
chain of coffee houses serving delicious coffee and baked goods. drinks come in 3 sizes: venti, tall, & grande. founder of the frappucino.
Sarah when you go to Starbucks could you bring me back a venti Java Chip Frap?
Starbucks by Morgan Alex May 4, 2006

Starbucksing 

Waging a war on Christmas!
"Dude, those people took down their Christmas decorations the day after Christmas! They're totally Starbucksing right now! SO insensitive. Damn."
Starbucksing by MasterofSatire January 27, 2016